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Get a really tight shower cap, paint it skin-coloured (depending ), fill it with shaving cream and then cut a little hole in the top of it.
Squeeze it onto people if they get too close.
Instant pimple. Or, uh, say you are a dickhead or something. I unno, depends on the social setting. 
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