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Originally posted by Abercrombie No stitching for me as I recall... all 4 were done at the same time. I didn't feel much pain after the sedation wore off from the hospital, because the Oxycotin kicked in already. There's so much more soft food to eat than soup. I had a paid week off from work, and high all day for a whole week.

You got Oxycotin ???? that's for cancer pain!!!!! your surgeon must be veryyyyy popular.

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Originally posted by Zentac_75 Hearty stew!!!!! I survived off of Ensure, and blended meals. Thanks Magic Bullet!!!!(eating is surprisingly NOT AS FUN without chewing)

yeah food processor is his best bet

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I was told to make haste in getting them removed. After two years of trying to find out what the hell 'haste' was, I finally got around to it.

I was put under in outpatient surgery at Oakville General. They had to use a Gucci steel hammer and chisel to break the teeth into roughly 20 pieces, but only after cutting away my gums and chipping out part of my jawbone. I remember being really fucked up on the table, passing out and then waking up feeling quite uncomfortable. It made me think of the grown man I wheeled past on my geurney, the one spitting up blood and crying like a little girl.

I was on Percocet for two and a half weeks and looked like a chipmunk. I couldn't get out of bed for two or three days. After a week and a bit I went to Niagara for my buddy's 19th birthday and learned a valuable lesson about painkillers, alcohol and strippers.

Nothing short of being set on fire could equal the pain I experienced when I woke up on the second day having forgot to dose myself overnight.

What's the moral of the story? They are threefold:

1. Do not procrastinate in getting them out, it makes it worse in the long run.

2. Do not forget to take your meds. Do not sleep through the alarm to take your meds in the middle of the night. Take your meds.

3. Strippers will occasionally tongue your balls if you give them narcotics.

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Originally posted by FunkyCrew considering the fact that I couldn't open my mouth by more then a few centimeters, or chew at all for that matter, soup was the only option

+1, Carnation Instant breakfasts/Ensure FTW!

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"Hey look, I can make a heart-shape with my hands!!!" So Fucking what? Stop it. You're a douche.

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Ughhh. I have been in denial for almost a year now that I have to get my wisdom teeth removed. Tooth pain is one of the worst pains ever. DO NOT WANT!! :<

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Originally posted by Dr. DAS What's the moral of the story? They are threefold: 1. Do not procrastinate in getting them out, it makes it worse in the long run.

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Originally posted by Dr. DAS

Fuck.

i have all 4 growing and so far i dont have any pains or problems, hope it stays that way

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Originally posted by Dr. DAS and looked like a chipmunk.

hhahaaha lol...that makes me think of my friend who got hers taken out last year....when i went to visit her after her procedure....i was in a state of shock...she looked sooooo scary...her face was sooo swollen, it looked like it was gonna explode...i couldn't even imagine the pain she must have felt...i sure feel glad i don't have to go through that...my dentist said so far it doesn't look like i'll even need to take my wisdom teeth out

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Originally posted by geroin i have all 4 growing and so far i dont have any pains or problems, hope it stays that way

hehe me too all straight and perfect

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Originally posted by Zentac_75 You got Oxycotin ???? that's for cancer pain!!!!! your surgeon must be veryyyyy popular.

Yeah, holy shit, all I got was a pack of Tylenol 3 or whatever.

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