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Originally posted by The Drow A birthday to remember forever

When I was 14, my mom bought a carton of chocolates for me on my birthday with the intention that I would share it with my friends (I wasn't an obese kid, she only did this once). She failed to notice that they were, in fact, filled with Cognac. I guess the writing was in French? She speaks French anyways, so she's really got no excuse.

Well, my friends and I tried them at school and found them much to our liking. So we slurped all the cognac out of them and got ever so slightly fucked that day. Was sorta funny.

Also, Jesus, I miss my 14 year old body where I could actually get buzzed off of small amounts of liquor.

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Is it Aus Ben or England? There's an Arnold in Nottingham here, going through it next week as it happens but late at night.

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Originally posted by Lira Wait, So there's a classroom full of 15-16 year olds, a stripper comes in, and no one took pictures!? What the hell are mobile phones for?! Kids these days

my school had banned mobile phones and if you had one the co-ordinator would lock it in his office until school was finished

lol

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I bet everyone wants to throw him a birthday party now. He's the most popular kid in school!

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Originally posted by bas I bet everyone wants to throw him a birthday party now. He's the most popular kid in school!

Or the most laughed about kid.
Poor guy

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wow is the COR too far advanced for the customary, "pics or stfu"?

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Originally posted by The Drow Or the most laughed about kid. Poor guy

Poor guy?! Some hot stripper just came to his class and gave him a lap dance. Pimp imo.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On Jesus, I miss my 14 year old body

Sick fuck.

It started to stink up the basement too much. I miss him so.

Farewell, Marcel...

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Originally posted by jëññý�� Sick fuck.