Outside. But I'm not getting into that 25 metre puddle that you call your swimming pool

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id smash up maccy d's just because of their crappy herpes infested burgers...

*cringes*

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Sorry we only eat Bean and Lentil burgers that come from Gaia herself

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Originally posted by Dj O'Callaghan Sorry we only eat Bean and Lentil burgers that come from Gaia herself

Wot you buy it, why when you have people to do that stuff, or you can borrow daddies credit card and buy it of the net

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You sure Mr Schofields ok with that?

right then I want a giant Wikka man built in the back yard, and a bird sanctury.

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Originally posted by Dj O'Callaghan You sure Mr Schofields ok with that? right then I want a giant Wikka man built in the back yard, and a bird sanctury.

OK, but i want some top quality birds, so i can look out my window and look at them each day, maybe let them sleep with me one night.

You r talkin about birds as in women right?

Oh and apparently mum says we cant have a wikka man, it will b stupid. But daddy said i can have anything i want.

Anyway need to ask the maid to tidy my room It is such a pain.

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No I mean birds as in Bluetits and Sparrows.

But we've got some of them IT girls in here, snorting charlie, we stole some curtains from Liberty earlier and took down them dirty old boards, also we stole some wool from John Lewis, so someone can knit me a multi coloured jumper, we sat in the middle of isle 10 of Tescos in protest of Tesco it was a peaceful protest, we united 30 frozen chickens.

Are you sure Mr Schofields new wage can afford all this spending?

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Originally posted by Dj O'Callaghan Are you sure Mr Schofields new wage can afford all this spending?

Oh blue tits, oh those shitty birds, how about some of thos colorful ones.

Anyway my dad has one of those multicolour jackets if you want it, he has it in some stupid glass thing, but i am sure he wont mind if i get rid of it, like he is ever going to ware that again.

Oh and i get an allowance, only £500 a week though, used to be more when he was doing thos theatre things. I got forced to see one once, we went and played with the ice women. Hehe, she was so common

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Oh but the wool in Schofields jumper isn't from John Lewis, and he's doesn't own a Prada Oxford rowing team blazer like I have.

Also rumour has it your fathers nothing but a common Captailist Pantomine star? is this rumour true?

Stole a facist Daily mail newspaper for toliet roll.

sat down with a cuppa this afternoon and scribbled or £s $s out of the fiancial times.

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Well those rumours maybe true, but he has loads of money, so i dont care

Anyway daddy promised to buy me a car for my birthday, i want a BMW M3

Oh and a villa in ibiza, apparently he is looking into buying out gatecrasher in sheffeild, and maybe a club in ibiza as well

Just a small one, say manumission.

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Your not a Socialist your the son of the schofield the anti christ!

To Join the sect you music be a vegan, read marxism novals, have posh parents, hate captailism.

**whistles the song of the Wikka men who will attack flys country mansion**

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Psst calla nobody else is joining in, they think we have gone mad

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