IT TASTES JUST LIKE IT SMELLS!!



Delicious!

It tastes just likes it smells!



Oh wait.

o rly?

and what about the texture? does it go down smooth, or is it gooey and similar to swallowing an oyster or something else?

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Originally posted by eRRaTiK o rly? and what about the texture? does it go down smooth, or is it gooey and similar to swallowing an oyster or something else?

Do you eat yogurt in the morning? Or have you ever had pudding for dessert?

Hopefully, I have succeeded in ruining those two foods for you forever.

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Originally posted by Lebezniatnikov Hopefully, I have succeeded in ruining those two foods for you forever.

You jerked off in his yogurt???

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On You jerked off in his yogurt???

Yours too.

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That wasn't yogurt.

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On a tangential subject, I had a hip flexor once, and had to rub IcyHot on my hip... and of course ended up with some liberally applied to the nether regions... has anyone ever done that? It was an odd feeling, let me tell you. Any time you move it tingles.

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Originally posted by Lebezniatnikov On a tangential subject, I had a hip flexor once, and had to rub IcyHot on my hip... and of course ended up with some liberally applied to the nether regions... has anyone ever done that? It was an odd feeling, let me tell you. Any time you move it tingles.

you get the same effect with mint source showergel

An adult male can produce around 70 to 150 million a day.

There are around three million at the tip of an erect penis.

Sperm travels at up to 28mph at the time of ejaculation.

It travels from the epididymis through the vas deferens where it picks up a fluid rich in fructose, which acts like rocket fuel.

It swims 12 inches per hour.

You know what else is rich in fructose?

Togurt.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On You know what else is rich in fructose? Togurt.

Quoted for spelling.

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