Originally posted by jonze
i like batman's punishment scale:
try to rob a bank => get your ass beat and tied up hanging from the ceiling
try find out batman's identity => you lose your memory
try to kill batman => magma bath
new sig!
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Dec-24-2007 01:38
Chris Crossland
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You ever watch Fight Science on National Geographic?
The Ninja demonstrates the death touch. Had as much force as a car moving 40mph i believe, and it looked like a 13 year old touching himself.
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Dec-24-2007 01:50
MrJiveBoJingles
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Originally posted by Project-K
Just give the guy some McDonald's
Nah, this kid is the one who needs more McDonald's:
Dec-24-2007 01:51
Sushipunk
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He's like a Mini-Michelin-Man
Edit: He also appears to have an early grasp on the "Hey, pass me another fucking burger" point.
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Dec-24-2007 02:11
MrJiveBoJingles
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Originally posted by Sushipunk
Edit: He also appears to have an early grasp on the "Hey, pass me another fucking burger" point.
It makes me wonder about the parents. Do they ever stop and think to themselves, "Hey, my kid is getting really fucking fat. That might not be the best thing for his health or his future. Maybe I ought not pass him that third cheeseburger."
Dec-24-2007 02:18
Sushipunk
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Location: Chateau Verdafloor
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Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles
It makes me wonder about the parents. Do they ever stop and think to themselves, "Hey, my kid is getting really fucking fat. That might not be the best thing for his health or his future. Maybe I ought not pass him that third cheeseburger."
I imagine the parents to simply be a massive version of that little (lol) guy.
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Dec-24-2007 02:25
Krypton
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Location: Texas
quote:
Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles
It makes me wonder about the parents. Do they ever stop and think to themselves, "Hey, my kid is getting really fucking fat. That might not be the best thing for his health or his future. Maybe I ought not pass him that third cheeseburger."
My parents always tried to force me to eat past the point when I didn't feel like eating anymore.
I think parents think its much better to "eat everything off that plate" than to waste food I guess. It just teaches kids to eat past the point where their body signals its full.
according to the NatGeo guys, yeah, the 'ninja' (and i use the term as loosely as possible, as the discussion on ninjitsu not existing is quite a different one) did one, but it's a super calculated move which would be impossible to pull off in a real fight under pressure with a fully resistant opponent, unless you fight epileptics with cerebral palsy whilst they're having a seizure.