stepped away from my computer and had TA up and while I was gone my boss decided to use my computer to look up something quickly...didn't know until hours later while we were in an elevator. he was questioning me about the site until i realized he was on my computer and probably reading the stuff in my profile. definitely a no-no.

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Originally posted by Ygrene I once saw Swamper peel off 4 or 5 $100 bills from a fat roll and say this to Donald Trump: "Go clean yourself up; you look like a bum.". And then he threw the bills right in Trump's face/hair! Then Swamper and his entourage of 30, who were all wearing TA monogramed Rolexes, left the room and flew to Hawaii for a few hours because Del wanted fresh coconut. To his defense, Trump didn't even really look like a bum.

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Originally posted by iammesol He even changes his name for us and you STILL can't spell his name right!

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Originally posted by tubularbills for the record, it was me who first called him lesbianosaur. :P

Acccctually... I think it was Mezzir, a long long time ago. But I might be wrong about that.

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my boss cool with everything i did except when i got caught streaming internet radio.

You know who travels through the internet radio waves you don't you...


























THE DEVIL

I smoked a blunt during my lunch break and as soon as I walked back into the office, my boss called me to his office. Luckily I had had eye drops; only if they knew!

I was once warned to not go on Yahoo or MSN or anything not related to work, just because i'de read the news and the boss would see some yahoo article on the screen. Guess they didn't like it...Now I've like a 6th sense of knowing when the boss is walking by or not.

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Been busted:

Reading the paper.

Talking to a mate for near 2hrs(wanted rid actually but he wouldn't fuck off).

On bebo (only one stand alone internet comp).

Having a pre-breakfast... breakfast. Was literally 10 mins in. "ehhh is it not a bit early for that?"

Coming in still drunk from the night before(a lot of meetings that day too lol). *sitting in my jacket wrapped up, breath stinking of drink* "are you ok?" *pause* "yes fine thanks.. think I caught a cold though... have a good weekend?"

Think I've been caught sleeping too.

Getting days off to revise for work related exams which I subsequently failed and then drunkenly admitted I never bothered studying for because they were "fucking pointless, it's a joke qualification".

On another note, I fucking hate my work. And also have told... my HR manager this as well as basically all the staff, my mentor and my direct manager too. lol

Can't wait for a change.

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Originally posted by jonze my boss cool with everything i did except when i got caught streaming internet radio.

my boss complained to me once that his computer wouldn't let him do that

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**Man I'm Pretty**

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Originally posted by chimera66 stepped away from my computer and had TA up and while I was gone my boss decided to use my computer to look up something quickly...didn't know until hours later while we were in an elevator. he was questioning me about the site until i realized he was on my computer and probably reading the stuff in my profile. definitely a no-no.

i lock my computer everytime i get up from my computer. i get paranoid if someone accesses my computer while i'm gone.

otherwise, i did get caught jumping on another co-worker's computer and sending funny e-mails to our random e-mail outlook group, where one of the e-mails "may have" insinuated he may be gay. it was supposed to be a joke, but it turned kinda ugly in a way.

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Ironically, I was cought using the work computer to look for a new job.

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When bread becomes toast, it can never go back to being bread again.

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Originally posted by Project-K Ironically, I was cought using the work computer to look for a new job.

LOL, I sent out my cover letter/resume off to other companies from my work comp...

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Originally posted by Project-K Ironically, I was cought using the work computer to look for a new job.

let's hope the new job isn't in a library.

no, never really been caught doing anything naughty. im far too clever for that.

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Originally posted by Dervish Been busted: Having a pre-breakfast... breakfast. Was literally 10 mins in. "ehhh is it not a bit early for that?"

You're not allowed to eat