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Originally posted by Direct Can I have your credit card number and the last 3 digits on the back, along with your mailing address and phone#?

Negative! I've had to explain to my cc company 3 times why I'm geting charges from "Sexy Clown Shop"
Third time is the charmer, next!

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Originally posted by st3nc Would you rather fuck your mom in the vagina? or would you rather have your dad fuck you in the ass? 2 options, no suicide option CHOOSE!

But there is an option!
Make a deal with them, have them fuck each other
and promise a tape..
next!

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Originally posted by Ygrene Why did st3nc just ask you that question?

He has a Freudian complex, it is usually directed towards the mother
but he tried to throw the father in the mix to throw people off

Mother******..

next!

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Is there life after death? What were we before birth?

Why is this whole earth plagued and cursed?

My only form of currency for today is split into two Visa gift cards totaling about $5. I'm very hungry. Where should I go eat? And if I eat at said place, would they be able to accept two cards?

How do you properly cook dog meat

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Scott has been introduced to the rave scene, and Ecstasy, by Craig. The two of them go out on the weekends, with some of Craigs friends, and stay up all night, dancing in a drug-fueled trance.

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Originally posted by st3nc Is there life after death? What were we before birth? Why is this whole earth plagued and cursed?

I will answer each question accordingly:

1) There is life after death. Re-encarnation is not only real, but true!
My wife's ex-boyfriend was reincarnated as a jockstrap

2) Before birth we either are the slowest sperm cell or the fastest.
Congratulation, you're a winnar!!!

3) Because earth is full of assholes and God hates assholes.
Look at Lucifer, he sent him to hell for opening shit he shouldnt have
Kinda like the asshole roommate that eats your food without asking!
Next!

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when is the next cruise?

how is the little one doing?

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Originally posted by bas My only form of currency for today is split into two Visa gift cards totaling about $5. I'm very hungry. Where should I go eat? And if I eat at said place, would they be able to accept two cards?

If it's a chinese place, no!!!
They'll say - "You eat, you pay once NOW!"

If you go to Burger Kink however, they will take them - and you wont even need $5.00. I'll even tell you how to make it a healthy meal

Whopper Junior, no mayo, mustard, pickles tomatoes and onions,
forget the lettuce, that's rabitt food - it's empty calories
Cost= $1.00

5 Chicken nuggets, with teriyakki sauce.
BBQ Sauce has more calories due to the carbohydrates
Cost = $1.00

Small Diet Sprite: Lower carbohydrates
Cost = $1.00

Total cost of meal: $3.35!
Next!

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When are we gonna get fucked up?

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Originally posted by DigitalPhoenix Whopper Junior, no mayo, mustard, pickles tomatoes and onions, forget the lettuce, that's rabitt food - it's empty calories Cost= $1.00 5 Chicken nuggets, with teriyakki sauce. BBQ Sauce has more calories due to the carbohydrates Cost = $1.00 Small Diet Sprite: Lower carbohydrates Cost = $1.00 Total cost of meal: $3.35! Next!

Why do you consider a Whopper Jr, Chicken Nuggets & Diet sprite a healthy meal?

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Originally posted by ChemEnhanced How do you properly cook dog meat

Dog meat is appreaciated in the far East as a resource for food,

but not here in The States...
PASS.

Next question!

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