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Getting an ENTIRE appreciation thread by the the #3 (or 4?) c0r whore of 2008 is way better than anything. Since this thread is fucking about ME, I have some fucking unanswered questions
(1) If there's 1st person and 3rd person narrative, what is 2nd person narrative???
(2) One time my balls shed, you know how like lizzards shed their skin. Why?
(3) What exactly is this "wet dog" smell and why do glass cups smell like it sometimes but never plastic cups?
(4) Why do liberal sociologists point out that Latinos make less than white people and then expcet me to feel bad? If I were one of hundreds of thousands immigrating to the US to find work because the upper class in Mexico suppressed me and my family of twenty, of course I wouldn't start off with the same income as someone who has a degree and speaks Engrish (not unless I whore myself at Home Depot on Sunset Blvd).
(5) Why is nearly every trance music video just the same low budget club scenes featuring some euro chick with a 16 year old mentality and maybe some ambiguously ethnic dudes dancing, and then cut to her walking down a club hallway, then cut back to club scene, then cut to slow-mo sun-glasses and over-glossed hair swish shot from off-camera giant fan? This is rediculous! If you can make thousands of dollars off your god damn song, make a fucking video that isn't gay! When I come out with my videos they will feature giant bunnies harassing Asian parlors, Nun-clowns, and everybody dancing with their asses (not their hands) in the air.
(6) Why can't music be sold or promoted via USB flash drives? If a 2GB only costs 20 bucks now, then logically a 20mb flash drive promoting mp3s should only cost 20 cents each (minus cost of manufacturing the plastic cover) right?
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appreciation threads are gayer than jake benson. |
But not as gay as your gay little Japanimavatar.
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He has a girlfriend too. A girlfriend named Jim. |
WRONG! Her name is SEAN!
Omega_M, my MOM filmed me stripping in the snow. I'll do it again, but not until it snows again or I become desperate for cash (2 months from now).
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Who/Which one is jake benson? I only recognize people from their avatars. Not names. |
Uh you need to be on the same page as everyone else or at least me. This tutorial should provide you an understanding of who I am and who I am not.
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NOT ME
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Do you get it now? Sushi Punk gets it.
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Last edited by Jake Benson on Jan-09-2008 at 01:54
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You know what, after that comment I'm thinking about retracting my praise I gave for your little picture contests. *sniffle* 
