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Originally posted by Hell_Copter øàéúé àú ääåà ùäéä á÷éöéñ!! àéæä àðùéí îàôðéí... àáì äí äéå ùðééí ìà? àçã òí æ÷ï àøåê ëæä îëåòø øöç åòåã àçã ùãéáø

ëï... ùðé äîôâøéí äàìä ùäéå ìáåùéí áìáï, ùøöå ìáðåú áéú î÷ãù ìçééæøéí áàéùåø äîãéðä
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èåá
øåòé áé÷ù àú äæä òí äòåáãåú àæ áá÷ùä


àúä ìà éëåì ìì÷÷ àú äîøô÷ ùìê.
÷øå÷åãéì ìà éëåì ìäåöéà ìùåï.
äìá ùì äùøéîôñ ðîöà áøàùå.
 ëùàúä îúòèù àåîøéí ìê "BLESS YOU", ëéååï ùáæîï ääúòèùåú
ìáê îôñé÷ ìôòåí ìæîï ÷öø (MILLISECOND).
 îáçéðä ôéæéåìåâéú, çæéø ìà éëåì ìäñúëì òì äùîééí.
 òëáøåùéí åñåñéí ìà éëåìéí ìä÷éà.
 ëîå èáéòåú àöáòåú âí èáéòú äìùåï äéà ééçåãéú ìëì àçã.
 ùúï ùì çúåì æåäø úçú àåø ùçåø.
 ìâéòâåò ùì áøååæ ìà éåöø äã. àó àçã ìà éåãò ìîä.
 35% îîôøñîé äåãòåú äéëøåéåú, äí àðùéí ðùåàéí.
 äøëáú àåæðéåú, ø÷ ìùòä, îâãéìä àú ëîåú äá÷èøéåú áàåæï ôé
700 .
 òëáøåùéí îúøáéí ëì-ëê îäø, ëê ùàçø 18 çåãùéí ìùðé
òëáøåùéí éëåìéí ìäéåú îòì îéìéåï öàöàéí.
 àí úúòèù çæ÷ àúä éëåì ìñãå÷ öìò. àí úðñä ìòöåø òéèåù àúä
òìåì ì÷øåò åøéã áøàù àå áöååàø åìîåú. åàí úúàîõ ìäùàéø àú
òéðê ôúåçåú äï òìåìåú ìöàú äçåöä.

å………
îòì 75% îäàðùéí ù÷åøàéí îééì æä îðñéí ìì÷÷ àú äîøô÷ ùìäí.

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Originally posted by NyKoN èåá øåòé áé÷ù àú äæä òí äòåáãåú àæ áá÷ùä àúä ìà éëåì ìì÷÷ àú äîøô÷ ùìê. ÷øå÷åãéì ìà éëåì ìäåöéà ìùåï. äìá ùì äùøéîôñ ðîöà áøàùå.  ëùàúä îúòèù àåîøéí ìê "BLESS YOU", ëéååï ùáæîï ääúòèùåú ìáê îôñé÷ ìôòåí ìæîï ÷öø (MILLISECOND).  îáçéðä ôéæéåìåâéú, çæéø ìà éëåì ìäñúëì òì äùîééí.  òëáøåùéí åñåñéí ìà éëåìéí ìä÷éà.  ëîå èáéòåú àöáòåú âí èáéòú äìùåï äéà ééçåãéú ìëì àçã.  ùúï ùì çúåì æåäø úçú àåø ùçåø.  ìâéòâåò ùì áøååæ ìà éåöø äã. àó àçã ìà éåãò ìîä.  35% îîôøñîé äåãòåú äéëøåéåú, äí àðùéí ðùåàéí.  äøëáú àåæðéåú, ø÷ ìùòä, îâãéìä àú ëîåú äá÷èøéåú áàåæï ôé 700 .  òëáøåùéí îúøáéí ëì-ëê îäø, ëê ùàçø 18 çåãùéí ìùðé òëáøåùéí éëåìéí ìäéåú îòì îéìéåï öàöàéí.  àí úúòèù çæ÷ àúä éëåì ìñãå÷ öìò. àí úðñä ìòöåø òéèåù àúä òìåì ì÷øåò åøéã áøàù àå áöååàø åìîåú. åàí úúàîõ ìäùàéø àú òéðê ôúåçåú äï òìåìåú ìöàú äçåöä. å……… îòì 75% îäàðùéí ù÷åøàéí îééì æä îðñéí ìì÷÷ àú äîøô÷ ùìäí.

áï æåðä !!!!

äðä òåã àçã ùàäáúé

äåøàåú: àéê ìäåöéà ëñó áëñôåîè

âáøéí:
1. ñò ìáð÷, úçðä, âù ìëñôåîè.
2. úëðéñ àú äëøèéñ.
3. ä÷ù àú ä÷åã åàú äñëåí äøöåé ìê.
4. ÷ç àú äëñó, äëøèéñ åäôú÷éú.
5. ñò çæøä.

ðùéí:
1. ñòé ìáð÷.
2. úçðé àú äîëåðéú.
3. ðñé ùåá.
4. ùåá....äöìçú.
5. úáã÷é àú äàéôåø áîøàä.
6. ùéîé áåùí.
7. úáã÷é àú äúñøå÷ú òí äéã.
8. çôùé àú äëøèéñ áúé÷.
9. âùé ìëñôåîè, äëðéñé àú äëøèéñ... ðãçä.
10. úçæéøé àú äèìëøã ìúé÷.
11. çôùé àú ëøèéñ äëñôåîè!
12. äëðéñé àú äëøèéñ.
13. çôùé àú ÷åôñú äèîôåðéí (ùí øùåí ä÷åã äñåãé) áúé÷.
14. ä÷éùé àú ä÷åã..
15. úìîãé àú äåøàåú äùéîåù ùì äëñôåîè áîùê 2 ã÷åú.. ðôìè äëøèéñ.
16. äëðéñé àåúå ùåá.
17. ä÷éùé àú ä÷åã.. ùâåé.
18. ðñé ùåá.. äöìçú.
19. ä÷éùé àú äñëåí äøöåé.
20. ìçöé "áèì".
21. ä÷éùé ñëåí âãåì éåúø.
22. ìçöé "áèì".
23. ä÷éùé àú äñëåí äîéðéîìé.
24. äçæé÷é àöáòåú.
25. äåöéàé àú äëñó.
26. çæøé ìîëåðéú.
27. çôùé àú äîôúçåú áúé÷.
28. áã÷é àéôåø áîøàä.
29. äúðéòé àú äîëåðéú.
30. ñòé 50 îèø.
31. òöøé.
32. ñòé çæøä ìáð÷.
33. âùé çæøä ìëñôåîè.
34. äåöéàé àú äëøèéñ åäôú÷éú îäîëåðä.
35. çæøé ìîëåðéú.
36. æø÷é àú äëøèéñ åäôú÷éú òì äîåùá ìéãê.
37. áã÷é àú äúñøå÷ú òí äéã.
38. ðñé ìäùúìá áúðåòä.. ììà äöìçä.
39. òöøé.
40. ðñé ìäùúìá ùåá.. äöìçú.
41. äîùéëé áðñéòä.
42. áøîæåø äøàùåï ùçøøé àîáø÷ñ...

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àéæä îôâø àðé îøâéù àçøé ùðéñéúé ìì÷÷ ìòöîé àú äîøô÷ åàæ ÷øàúé àú äùåøä äàçøåðä

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àøéàì àðé áëìì ìà çùáúé ìì÷÷ àú äîøô÷ àáì øàéúé àú äùåøä äàçøåðä àæ ðéñéúé.....

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Originally posted by Dj Moriano àøéàì àðé áëìì ìà çùáúé ìì÷÷ àú äîøô÷ àáì øàéúé àú äùåøä äàçøåðä àæ ðéñéúé.....

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îöàúé òëùéå àú äæä òí äòåáãåú áàðâìéú, åàðé øåàä ùéù ëîä ãáøéí ùìà ùîú...

>Did you know...
>
>It is impossible to lick your elbow.
>
>
>A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.
>
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>A shrimp's heart is in its head.
>
>
>In a study of 200,000 ostriches
>over a period of 80 years,
>no one reported a single case where
>an ostrich buried its head in the sand.
>
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>It is physically impossible
>for pigs to look up into the sky.
>
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>A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
>
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>More than 50% of the people in the world
>have never made or received a telephone call.
>
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>Horses can't vomit.
>
>
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>The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick"
>is said to be the toughest tongue twister
>in the English language.
>
>
>If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib.
>If you try to suppress a sneeze,
>you can rupture a blood vessel
>in your head or neck and die.
>If you keep your eyes open by force,
>they can pop out.
>
>
>Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months,
>two rats could have over a million descendants.
>
>
>Wearing headphones for just an hour
>will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
>
>
>
>If the government has no knowledge of aliens,
>then why does Title 14, Section 1211
>of the Code of Federal Regulations,
>implemented on July 16, 1969,
>make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact
>with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?
>
>
>In every episode of Seinfeld
>there is a Superman somewhere.
>
>
>A duck's quack doesn't echo,
>and no one knows why.
>
>
>
>23% of all photocopier faults worldwide
>are caused by people sitting on them
>and photocopying their butts.
>
>
>Most lipstick contains fish scales.
>
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>Like fingerprints,
>everyone's tongue print is different.
>
>
>Over 75% of people who read this
>will try to lick their elbow

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>23% of all photocopier faults worldwide >are caused by people sitting on them >and photocopying their butts.

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