Here's another one...

The Earl of Sandwich:“Sir, I do not know whether you will die on the gallows or of the pox.”
John Wilkes: “That will depend, my lord, on whether I embrace your principles or your mistress.”

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Petter - These Days

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Originally posted by lacksesepsotygh "hey george, the ocean called. they're running out of shrimp" "oh yeah? well, the jerkstore called, and they're running out of you!"

What's the difference? You're their all time best seller.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN dont argue with the yanks nutter, they know best!

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Originally posted by Furor Aquila Here's another one... The Earl of Sandwich:“Sir, I do not know whether you will die on the gallows or of the pox.” John Wilkes: “That will depend, my lord, on whether I embrace your principles or your mistress.”

That might just be my new fav.

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If you can read this, I'm seriously fucking bored.

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Originally posted by eROs.au What's the difference? You're their all time best seller.

well.... i had sex with your wife!

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soundcloud.com/kiskelfacit

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Originally posted by lacksesepsotygh well.... i had sex with your wife!

Winner!

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"The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!" - homer