Yeah, had to have a small in-office operation at the podiatrist. It hurt so bad that even pressure on my heel would make my big toe throb with pain. They cut away half the nail and killed the root.

It all started when some fat chick was jumping (don't ask me how she managed) at a concert and landed her foot on my left big toe. Got home, took my shoe off, and the bottom half of my sock was soaked in blood. w00t

Ouch... yeah day before yesterday i took off my boot and my sock was stuck to my foot - the whole top of my foot was covered in blood and pus. That sucked... we did a patrol that day so lots of walking around is what did it... i couldnt take it nomore so they ripped it out

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Originally posted by RJT I think it's more like throwing a baby shower for an abortion.

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Originally posted by Kevy Kev When I lived in Vegas I once peed in the elevator at the MGM, cut it off mid stream to let a family get in then finished peeing when they got out of the elevator.

I used to get minor ingrowns....not anymore...its all about HOW you clip ur toenails dood...
Clip straight when ur at the end, not downward with the slope of the nail.
Tried, tested, and approved

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Originally posted by SteelWolf So yeah last night i had an ingrown toenail ripped out of my big toe and it hurt like hell, my toe is now 3x its normal size... Discuss.

1. Do same technique with foreskin.
2. Spam interweb with promises of 3x normal size pen0rs
3. Profit

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i used to get ingrown toenails alot when i was a kid. it is all about the type of shoes you wear; narrow shoes are not for you.

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Originally posted by DJ Robby Rox I've never had a problem with FLs tech support till this day. (I've actually never used it till this day)

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Originally posted by floyd741 i think echosystm is a pretty cool guy. eh pwns robby rox and doesn't afraid of anything.

This has freaked out numerous people in the past, but I actually haven't clipped my toenails in 10-15 years. When I was little I was deathly afraid of the nail clipper, so I develloped the ability to trim my toe nails with my finger nails, and over ten years of practice have allowed me to perfect my technique so that I never come close to injuring myself. Never had any problems.

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Originally posted by Project-K This has freaked out numerous people in the past, but I actually haven't clipped my toenails in 10-15 years. When I was little I was deathly afraid of the nail clipper, so I develloped the ability to trim my toe nails with my finger nails, and over ten years of practice have allowed me to perfect my technique so that I never come close to injuring myself. Never had any problems.

... this is a joke, right?

Ingrown Toe Nail; ive had this very problem when i was younger. Shit can be painful especially if someone accidentally steps on your foot with out knowing.

Then your sock gets all bloody; not a good thing. I managed to learn;

real pics or gtfo & stfu

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Originally posted by bas we're just rolling in that sweet sweet Beatport chedda SON. I PUT DIAMONDS IN MY SALT SHAKER SO I CAN HAVE CRUSHED DIAMONDS ON MY FOOD...it makes my dookie twinkle!!!

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Originally posted by leph555 real pics or gtfo & stfu

Porque!?

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Originally posted by Space Marine Porque!?

YEA!

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Originally posted by bas we're just rolling in that sweet sweet Beatport chedda SON. I PUT DIAMONDS IN MY SALT SHAKER SO I CAN HAVE CRUSHED DIAMONDS ON MY FOOD...it makes my dookie twinkle!!!