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Originally posted by afterhrsgurl fail

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i really only come here for the fat pie guy threads

NOTHING LASTS FOREVER

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19. Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went bonkers.

lolz

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If you can't be good, be careful.

"Hey look, I can make a heart-shape with my hands!!!" So Fucking what? Stop it. You're a douche.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in the eyes of your enemies.

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Originally posted by Dr. DAS lolz

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They're all crazy. Even you. You're all...crazy."
"Even me?" she said.
I thought, "Oh right, if I categorically eliminate all other people, it's just me and her. She'd like that.
"Especially you" I said.
"You are virtually the ring leader, the way I see it."
Then, I blew out the candle.

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Originally posted by ÖZmözis Is the opposite of “pro” “noob”?

NO ITS LVL 1 SCOUT DIPSHIT !!!

(kidding!)

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They're all crazy. Even you. You're all...crazy."
"Even me?" she said.
I thought, "Oh right, if I categorically eliminate all other people, it's just me and her. She'd like that.
"Especially you" I said.
"You are virtually the ring leader, the way I see it."
Then, I blew out the candle.

Every year about 98% of atoms in your body are replaced.

At a glance, the Celsius scale makes more sense than the Fahrenheit scale for temperature measuring. But its creator, Anders Celsius, was an oddball scientist. When he first developed his scale, he made freezing 100 degrees and boiling 0 degrees, or upside down. No one dared point this out to him, so fellow scientists waited until Celsius died to change the scale.

In Gulliver's Travels Jonathan Swift described the two moons of Mars, Phobos and Deimos, giving their exact size and speeds of rotation. He did this more than 100 years before either moon was discovered.

At a jet plane's speed of 1,000 km (620mi) per hour, the length of the plane becomes one atom shorter than its original length.

how come so many people, tv shows etc. jokingly make the star wars reference "luke... i am your father", when the line was actually "NO, i am your father!"?

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This made my morning I LoL'ed

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Originally posted by Invasionmix Why is there 8 hot dog buns in a bag but 12 hot dogs in a package

this has pissed me off to no avail

Why do some drive-thru atms have brail on the buttons ?!?!?!?!

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"I don't judge anyone except myself; you shouldn't either."

people on buses pushing their way through from the back of the bus to exit at the front doors

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Just surrender yourself to the rhythm,
With your hands up in the sky,
Feel the energy deep inside your system
And leave this world behind...