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Originally posted by Jake Benson So for Lent I am giving up sex for 40 days, but I started early, like 33 days ago. So I got a week until I have sex. I am Jewish what am I celebrating?

How about good ol' prostate stimulation with an electric toothbrush?

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Originally posted by XaNaX I'm giving up sobriety

Sweet. Fancy a beer mate?

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Originally posted by Jake Benson So for Lent I am giving up sex for 40 days, but I started early, like 33 days ago. So I got a week until I have sex. I am Jewish what am I celebrating?

Give it up for a couple years while you're at it, since no girl with half a brain would want you in the first place. You might get a mercy fuck from a strung out crack whore if you're lucky at best.

you live up to your sn, alt...

anyways im so not celebrating lent..
maybe i can give up ... uhm... nevermind ive got little enough as it is lol

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Originally posted by fckingidiot444 Give it up for a couple years while you're at it, since no girl with half a brain would want you in the first place. You might get a mercy fuck from a strung out crack whore if you're lucky at best.

He's a fagbag. LET'S GET OUT 'DEM SHOELACES AND PRACTICE ON OUR BONZAI TREES!

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Originally posted by Ted Promo He's a fagbag. LET'S GET OUT 'DEM SHOELACES AND PRACTICE ON OUR BONZAI TREES!

You're the fag. Last time I saw you was bent over a toilet with your drawers down to your knees and a mop handle stuck in your ass with the mop still attached.

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Originally posted by fckingidiot444 You're the fag. Last time I saw you was bent over a toilet with your drawers down to your knees and a mop handle stuck in your ass with the mop still attached.

If the mop was unattached how many points would I gain or lose?

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Originally posted by Ted Promo If the mop was unattached how many points would I gain or lose?

+-45.7

joints gain

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Originally posted by fckingidiot444 You're the fag. Last time I saw you was bent over a toilet with your drawers down to your knees and a mop handle stuck in your ass with the mop still attached.

what's up with all this "bend over a toilet" thing?

trauma?

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Originally posted by Sushipunk +-42

amirite?

if x>20 then yes

if x<20 then maybe

if x=20 the /b/

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