first of all lts get few things right - morgan freeman is God. And if god wants to run this country for few years or eons - who'll stop him? Second, should god decide to opt out, my vote is going to president Ford, Harrison Ford. I know he can get shit done and terrorists better not jack his plane! If that bad ass Mofo can kick a Russian terrorist in the chest and out of airforce 1, while growling "get off my plane!" and make it look easy, those camel jockeys stand no chance. I can tell you one thing with absolute certainty: if president Ford was on the plane on sept 11, we'd have more Americans alive and both towers still standing. How, you ask? President Fords kick is so strong even Chuck Norris is afraid of it. The terrorists would collectively shit their pants and have all of their ribs broken, even on separate planes - thats how powerful Ford's kick is. He is Jezus.... And no one fucks with the Jezus! Besides, Jezus is the son of god, which makes him son of freeman, which makes him at least partially black... And thats more black than obama, IMHO.
So, vote Ford! USA!USA!USA!
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