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| quote: | Originally posted by Intangible
These girls must of missed out on the Sunday Night Sex Show
•Cover your stump before you hump.
•Before you attack her, wrap your whacker.
•Don't be silly, protect your willy.
•Don't be a loner, cover your boner.
•You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong.
•If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
•If you slip between her thighs, condomize.
•It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.
•She won't get sick, if you wrap your dick.
•If you go into heat, package your meat.
•While your undressing venus, dress up your penis.
•Never ever deck her, with an unwrapped pecker.
•The right selection, is to protect your erection.
•Wrap it in foil, before checking her oil.
•If you really love her, wear a cover.
•Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener.
•If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket.
•If you're gonna love, wear the glove.
This world needs more Sue! |
Sue was great until she started to go senile. After a while, all her advice was the same "refer to this book".
Oh I have a good story. So this girl comes to me, she does not know what to do, she is late. She said she had not had sex in 6 months, and then had it again a about a month ago. She is not sure what is going on. Apparently, some how she got it in her head, that if you don't have sex for a long time, then have sex again, you will always be late. Thats just how it works. The girl is 23, and I almost fell off my chair when she gave me that reasoning. I told her to take a pregnancy test, and read a book. lol
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