Are we in a library, cause I'm checkin you out.


I wish you were sin^2(x), and I was cos^2(x), so together, we could be one.

Are you a speeding ticket? because you have got fiiinne written all over ya!

Was your daddy a meat burglar? Because it look like someone stuck two nice hams down the back of your pants

Would you like to see the expedential growth of my natural log?

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Originally posted by capo tutti di My buddy Luc just would turn to everygirl in the bar after dancing 30 secs or more and say "where is this going? are going to fuck tonite"...and without one word of a lie he'd get laid everynite...i think he slept with about 75+ girls in 4 years of university at waterloo..we either got to watch, seen video, pics or just knew flat out....you miss 100 percent of the shots you dont take..i guess lol

Statistics work if you want to bang anything...

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Originally posted by ÖZmözis Statistics work if you want to bang anything...

Buddy you and I both know, if you need to get laid, just go to trappers...if you cant get laid then your gay...literally

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Originally posted by capo tutti di one time he was talking this chick up on a couch that nooooooobody wanted to touch...i dont wanna be mean but god bless her lol

that made me think of "you might not be the best looking girl here but beauty is only a light switch away"

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Originally posted by afterhrsgurl that made me think of "you might not be the best looking girl here but beauty is only a light switch away"

similar to "you might not be the best looking girl here but I'm the only one talking to you"

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Originally posted by capo tutti di Buddy you and I both know, if you need to get laid, just go to trappers...if you cant get laid then your gay...literally

Dude, you don't even want to know my trappers stories lol... Everyone that works there knows me. Infact I'm cough cough a girl that works there...

It always starts at trappers and then ends outside of sun suns lol, shortly followed by the cops showing up...

For all those men out there that need to get laid:

5. Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.

4. Nice legs, what time do they open?

3. My ride left without me , can you give me one?

2. You must work at Subway, 'cause you just gave me a footlong.

1. (Motion with your finger for a girl to come over, when she gets there say) I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum.

BOOYAH!!! lol

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Originally posted by ÖZmözis Dude, you don't even want to know my trappers stories lol... Everyone that works there knows me. Infact I'm cough cough a girl that works there... It always starts at trappers and then ends outside of sun suns lol, shortly followed by the cops showing up...

tazers and pepper sprays...i know brotha...have u checked out that caribean place on cork street?? where the old salsateria was?? not too bad...

whose your gf? is she a local??

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Originally posted by capo tutti di tazers and pepper sprays...i know brotha...have u checked out that caribean place on cork street?? where the old salsateria was?? not too bad... whose your gf? is she a local??

Who said anything about a g/f? lol

No, not local, I've had enough of them Guelph Townies lol... all coke heads, at least soon or later.

I might go to trappers next saturday! haha Whenever we go its a shit show haha

I haven't heard about that caribean place but my places is the GYRO lady across the street haha she loves me.

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Originally posted by italarmo For all those men out there that need to get laid: 5. Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under. 4. Nice legs, what time do they open? 3. My ride left without me , can you give me one? 2. You must work at Subway, 'cause you just gave me a footlong. 1. (Motion with your finger for a girl to come over, when she gets there say) I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum. BOOYAH!!! lol

So if I used those lines on you, does that mean me and you can have a penetration relationship?

Just pull your dick out and point at all like "Eh? EH??"