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Originally posted by MeLLyMeL I totally put my foot in my mouth today. I sometimes work Sundays for my boss' father in law = extra spending cash & easy work plus he's a great guy!! He told me yesterday my boss has a HUGE meeting tomorrow. So this morning I tell the OTHER Boss.. so I hear Jack [my boss] has a HUGE MEETING Tomorrow. He had no idea what I was talkign about and my boss came in like "what meeting am i supposed to have tomorrow??" He hasn't told me I fuked up but I know I totally did. FUK!

I don't get it!

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Originally posted by jennypie Ahahaha, finally one worth laughing at!

At the time I felt like turning the butchers knife on myself .

Another time I was talking about one of the guys in my class at school (years ago) being a rich bastard and his dad buying him whatever he wanted...and he was standing behind me. I managed some sort of recovery by changing the discussion to plasma TV's, but the damage was done.

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Originally posted by RickyM I still felt like a right cunt though.

you ARE a right cvnt ricky.

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That reminds me a friend of mine just lost his grandfather, I asked him why he was absent:

Him: 'my grandfather's gone'
Me: 'oh where?'

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN you ARE a right cvnt ricky.

In that instance, I was indeed .

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Originally posted by RickyM In that instance, I was indeed .

Man, he had to go home and fvck a fat ugly bitch. Your comments are the least of his worries.

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I once went into my neighbor's room and started looking at some pictures she had drawn (although at the time I didn't know they were her's) that were hanging on the walls. One particular picture caught my eye, because the guy in it appeared to be cross-eyed. I giggled and said to her roomate, "who is this guy, and why is he crossed-eyed?" She then shushed me and said, "That's her boyfriend!" I then casually walked out while whistling a care-free tune, avoiding any glaring/thrashing/beating.

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Originally posted by PoisonJam19 I giggled and said to her roomate, "who is this guy, and why is he crossed-eyed?" She then shushed me and said, "That's her boyfriend!"

Someone else was in the room?

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Originally posted by bas Someone else was in the room?

Yeah, her roomate was there.

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Originally posted by PoisonJam19 Yeah, her roomate was there.

Why would she draw a picture of her boyfriend with cross eyes?

yeah, some of you suck at telling stories.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN Man, he had to go home and fvck a fat ugly bitch. Your comments are the least of his worries.

Ahaha owned

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