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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN right. because it was her fault you fvcked her in the arse.

yes, yes it was.

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Originally posted by elFreak A long time ago i picked up this skank at a bar and we went home to my place. Shit got freaky and anal came up on the menu. I didn't have any lube and i was most def not eating some strange bar whores asshole, so i grabbed a bottle of olive oil and decided to use that. Needless to say i got it everywhere. The sex was pretty good and pretty rough, meaning we both ko'ed it after that. The next morning I woke up and there was a raunchy smell in the bed. The sheets were soaked and i saw the bottle of olive oil on the floor so my first assumption was that it was that....until right beside it i glimpsed a rubber absolutely covered with shit. When i pulled back the sheets its was everywhere, including my legs and lower stomach. I was fucking livid (not a morning person lol. I woke her up and made her leave, but not before putting the shit covered condom in her purse without her noticing. Those were fucking 300 thread count sheets that whore. fin

My God you talk some rubbish.

You and Tucker Max should team up; you're both sad and pathetic.

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Originally posted by Rose You've got to be fucking kidding me. How many alts has this bitch made?

Which other alts are his exactly?

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lame and not even remotely amusing. loser.

You fail to see the lulz in taking a dump on a girl while sleeping.


Anyhow this ALT made me laugh.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

goddamn alts are everywhere.

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Originally posted by elFreak A long time ago i picked up this skank at a bar and we went home to my place. Shit got freaky and anal came up on the menu. I didn't have any lube and i was most def not eating some strange bar whores asshole, so i grabbed a bottle of olive oil and decided to use that. Needless to say i got it everywhere. The sex was pretty good and pretty rough, meaning we both ko'ed it after that. The next morning I woke up and there was a raunchy smell in the bed. The sheets were soaked and i saw the bottle of olive oil on the floor so my first assumption was that it was that....until right beside it i glimpsed a rubber absolutely covered with shit. When i pulled back the sheets its was everywhere, including my legs and lower stomach. I was fucking livid (not a morning person lol. I woke her up and made her leave, but not before putting the shit covered condom in her purse without her noticing. Those were fucking 300 thread count sheets that whore. fin

your so coooool Brewster. You left out the part at the end where u wake up.

I put a chick's head through a wall when I was doing her from behind....I'm just glad she missed the stud in the wall.

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Scott has been introduced to the rave scene, and Ecstasy, by Craig. The two of them go out on the weekends, with some of Craigs friends, and stay up all night, dancing in a drug-fueled trance.

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Originally posted by ChemEnhanced I put a chick's head through a wall when I was doing her from behind....I'm just glad she missed the stud in the wall.

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Originally posted by elFreak A long time ago i picked up this skank at a bar and we went home to my place. Shit got freaky and anal came up on the menu. I didn't have any lube and i was most def not eating some strange bar whores asshole, so i grabbed a bottle of olive oil and decided to use that. Needless to say i got it everywhere. The sex was pretty good and pretty rough, meaning we both ko'ed it after that. The next morning I woke up and there was a raunchy smell in the bed. The sheets were soaked and i saw the bottle of olive oil on the floor so my first assumption was that it was that....until right beside it i glimpsed a rubber absolutely covered with shit. When i pulled back the sheets its was everywhere, including my legs and lower stomach. I was fucking livid (not a morning person lol. I woke her up and made her leave, but not before putting the shit covered condom in her purse without her noticing. Those were fucking 300 thread count sheets that whore. fin

if this hypothetical woman is a bar whore - then what does that make you?
Did you OK it with her before you put COOKING FLUID into her asshole?
Maybe she didn't like you and did it on purpose.

Furthermore, how does sleeping in a pile of shit differ from your other daily activities?

Did you have fun cleaning the shit up after? Was it nice practice for your future profession?

you're so sexy

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Originally posted by Slylee oh well, different strokes different vaginas

Some dance to remember ~ Some dance to forget

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Originally posted by Ania_xox if this hypothetical woman is a bar whore - then what does that make you? Did you OK it with her before you put COOKING FLUID into her asshole? Maybe she didn't like you and did it on purpose. Furthermore, how does sleeping in a pile of shit differ from your other daily activities? Did you have fun cleaning the shit up after? Was it nice practice for your future profession? you're so sexy

I want to shake the shit out of you like the Marta soulja girl video.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

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Originally posted by nchs09 I want to shake the shit out of you like the Marta soulja girl video.

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