all of my fingers are double jointed

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I shit on my neighbors front lawn when I was 3.

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Originally posted by L.E.N. I shat on my neighbors front lawn when I was 3.

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Originally posted by L.E.N. I shit on my neighbors front lawn when I was 3.

Pffft, I shit in my own backyard under a tree when I was 7, because I was too lazy to go inside and do it.

The neighbours saw and phoned my dad. He was mortified.

I've read Dune over 15 times.
I want to be a farmer.
I'm very DIY. I've made my own wine and stuff.
I can quit smoking anytime I want to. Done so many times.

I despise Roger Waters

My sternum is noticeably off center to the right.

My dad and I share the same birthday.

I am a penis attached to a life support system.

I have 25 hours in Piper Cherokees and Cessna 152s

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Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.

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Originally posted by jennypie Pffft, I shit in my own backyard under a tree when I was 7, because I was too lazy to go inside and do it. The neighbours saw and phoned my dad. He was mortified.

At least you were in the backyard and only one person saw, I was right by the street with cars passing by. The reason I didnt get caught was because a dog came by and ate it. Im not even kidding. It was right after I was done.

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I've been flagged down as a terrorist in airports before.

I hate shaving, so I only do it about 3 times a week tops. When I do shave though, I have a shower immediately, and PARTICULARLY like to wear a white t-shirt afterwards. It makes me feel extra clean or something.

If I don't have a clean white shirt to wear, I feel kind of weird and disappointed.

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