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she was like "no dont rape me" & then I was like "nar, id rape you later" & then she starts crying & I say "hey what's da matter" & she says "I dont feel appreciated" so then I go get the knife out of the draws & cut the rope that tied her up & say "go on, lick the milk out of the dog bowl" & she laughs & thanks me & then starts licking milk & im like "dont be getting milk on my carpet, I just cleaned that the other day" & shes like "slurp slurp slurp, I just shit my pants" and then it like I gotta go get another nappy for her while telling her parents to give me a refund because that shit was not in the contract...
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