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Originally posted by Jake Benson No quite the opposite. I'm trying to yank it to hot rugby players and then this fuckin bird starts making gay noises and I'm like "wtf stfu this isn't sexy anymore"

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i get racoons fucking each other up on the street at night here. they really go at it and the screeching is unbearable to listen to

imagine korean whores.

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Originally posted by elFreak imagine korean whores.

Well...their food is good...

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yeah they feed it kibbles and bits to make it extra tender.

i like bibimbap though.

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An African lovebird lives in a cage, inside my house, about 6 foot from the breakfast table.

Hang overs on Sunday morning are so much worse with a bird tweeting every 5 seconds. It's not even a "singing" bird - it just goes "squeak, squeak", over and over and over.

Every time the bird's owner goes away I threaten to poison it, but I've never had the heart.

Fuck I hate that bird.

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Pigeons need lovin' too.






















Rape.

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You better don't mess with the pigeon, or this will happen:

Stuff that mo'fo' like a turducken, yo!

Squirt it with your watergun, but you may have to raise the stakes if it comes back.

G