1. I'm not wearing any pants.
2. I'm not wearing any underwear.

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Originally posted by DigiNut 1. I'm not wearing any pants. 2. I'm not wearing any underwear.

You can't put two true stories!

I have a 2 children with different mothers in different cities that I've never seen


i've had sex with over 200 women

I have a big dick.

There, I said it.

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Originally posted by activate i've had sex with over 200 women

Hahhaha " noob "

I fucked Fahad's mangina.

Xavier, is your thread a disaster yet? I can contribute more.

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- I still sleep with my teddy bear

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Originally posted by Cosmic Fur I have a big dick.

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Originally posted by Cosmic Fur I fucked Fahad's mangina.

I am pretty sure you are supposed to say one truth and one lie - not two lies.

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Originally posted by me@t k@tie I am pretty sure you are supposed to say one truth and one lie - not two lies.

lmfao

This was his truth:

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Originally posted by Cosmic Fur There, I said it.

1. I ran through airport security at LAX - Los Angeles International Airport without stopping and was chased down and caught by armed guards

2. I chased and wrestled down a man who ran through airport security at LAX - Los Angeles International Airport without stopping

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Originally posted by dEsidEL 1. I ran through airport security at LAX - Los Angeles International Airport without stopping and was chased down and caught by armed guards 2. I chased and wrestled down a man who ran through airport security at LAX - Los Angeles International Airport without stopping 3. My name is John Tang

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Originally posted by fayraree

wrong

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