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Originally posted by leebates1986 bread + heat source

queef toast doesn't taste right no matter the situation.

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Originally posted by Ted Promo queef toast doesn't taste right no matter the situation.

did you mean queer by any chance?

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Originally posted by leebates1986 did you mean queer by any chance?

Only if they were scissoring on top of the bread. Then yeah I s'pose.

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Originally posted by Ted Promo Only if they were scissoring on top of the bread. Then yeah I s'pose.

ah ok

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Originally posted by Omega_Blue what the hell is mejier?

it's like a grocery store that sells just about everything. it was about all they had down at college unless you wanted to try your luck at wal-mart.

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Originally posted by lucid pro tip: if you value your life, NEVER do anything that will place you "outside" of the jonze circle of trust.

I miss Meijer

what I miss more is saving big money at Menards

i have never seen this... "meijer" before.

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Originally posted by Ted Promo I miss Meijer what I miss more is saving big money at Menards

hey, you know how they came up with the name "menards"?

the owner was laying the foundation of the first building and accidently hit himself in the nuts with a hammer. he screamed "MENARDS!!!"




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*crickets chirping*

when times have been tough i've survived on pieces of bread and also rice plus chinese five spice

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Originally posted by Omega_Blue *crickets chirping*

yeah man, I made those jokes back when I was a wolf scout.

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Originally posted by Ted Promo yeah man, I made those jokes back when I was a wolf scout.

i got that joke from a friend back in elementary school. had to repeat it, i couldn't help myself.

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Put the grated cheese on top, broil it the oven.

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When bread becomes toast, it can never go back to being bread again.