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colonelcrisp
Isn't Batshit Crazy

Registered: Apr 2003
Location: Ottawa
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After being forced onto the "ABS Diet" on threat of reduced sexy times, my current diet consists of
6:00 AM bowl of Reces Penut Butter Puff Cereal with a cup of Allbran buds mixed in with 2% milk
-some things i refused to give up on, one being penut butter puffs cereal and the second being 2% milk (i used to drink 3.25% homo milk) anything below 2% tastes like watery horse jizz.
7:AM banana, milk, whey powder, blueberry and raspberry power shake for the drive to work.
9AM bag of disgusting un salted almonds mixed with flax seed (sucks ass)
11:30 AM lunch usually consisting of veggies with a tuna sandwich or beef tenderloin steak (i have a bbq on the roof of my office)
2:00 PM bag of carrots (i conceed that i like these things)
5:30 PM Gym for 1 hour
6:30 PM dinner consisting of bland tasteless crap because salt and taste is bad for you these days....
7:30 PM snack of PB and celery.
since the induction of the cup of all bran into my breakfast cereal i have found myself dropping 3 to 4 good 1/2 curik bowel movements per day, which creates some comical situations at work... (i have talked to my boss on teh phone while taking a crap twice now....)
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Jun-27-2008 17:17
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