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UmmiE
The Cure And The Cause



Registered: Jan 2007
Location: Brampton

quote:
Originally posted by malek
my limited profile has almost nothing... it'll be too obvious that I want to hide stuff.


Dood I have limited profile for lots of people on my facebook they cant see shit....Atleast your boss wont think that your ignoring him just add him he wont be able to see most of the important stuff that you dont want to share.......Plus I would never add my boss I know he has a facebook account but Hey If I need a day off and I told him its family emergency next thing he would ask me next day " So was your uncle's funeral was held at Guvernment Night Club.......How was it? "


In your case its different he added you so put the sucker on limited profile.

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gehzumteufel
In your ass



Registered: Nov 2005
Location: so cal

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Originally posted by malek
I don't do drugs nor drink excessively... just lots of stupid shit in my profile.

lol I wasn't inferring you did, but it was just an example. The point was, don't allow your boss to see your intricate details of your life.


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malek
drinks your milkshake!



Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Montréal

quote:
Originally posted by UmmiE
In your case its different he added you so put the sucker on limited profile.


a few days after, many co-workers added me and started commenting on all the girls friends i have and the wife... fucking pedos, most of them are way too young for them.


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UmmiE
The Cure And The Cause



Registered: Jan 2007
Location: Brampton

quote:
Originally posted by malek
a few days after, many co-workers added me and started commenting on all the girls friends i have and the wife... fucking pedos, most of them are way too young for them.


Just fucking delete them or edit your limited profile and make it more hardcore for them to see anything and use teh excuse that your wife changed the password for your facebook because she think you're flirting with random girls.So you have no access to your own facebook.

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Yan
fauxhawk



Registered: Jul 2003
Location: Wano

quote:
Originally posted by UmmiE
Sarcasm bro......She would be like how the fuck did this guy know about my c-section and baby we havent talked once.


quote:
1: a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance designed to cut or give pain
2 a: a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual b: the use or language of sarcasm


You seem to misunderstand the use of the term "sarcasm". It simply doesn't fit here.

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UmmiE
The Cure And The Cause



Registered: Jan 2007
Location: Brampton

quote:
Originally posted by Yan
You seem to misunderstand the use of the term "sarcasm". It simply doesn't fit here.



Nigga Please........Its 4:38pm on monday and I trying to keep myself awake @ work.

Thank you for letting me know that or else all my life I would have been under the impression that it meant something else.

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malek
drinks your milkshake!



Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Montréal

quote:
Originally posted by UmmiE
Just fucking delete them or edit your limited profile and make it more hardcore for them to see anything and use teh excuse that your wife changed the password for your facebook because she think you're flirting with random girls.So you have no access to your own facebook.


Is it possible to create groups and put only guys and ugly femals in them... then to give access only to that group in my limited profile??

that'll teach them


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UmmiE
The Cure And The Cause



Registered: Jan 2007
Location: Brampton

quote:
Originally posted by malek
Is it possible to create groups and put only guys and ugly femals in them... then to give access only to that group in my limited profile??

that'll teach them



Not sure just play around with it I usually only go on facebook when I get something in the email saying that " Sue farted today at 12:15pm ".

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nefardec
Tranceaddict in tranning



Registered: Oct 2004
Location:

so, way back when, when facebook was limited to a select number of universities, my friend and I made a slew of fake accounts

one of them was a girl named "Sara Beth Peterson". We completely invented her and stole a bunch of pics from some girl's myspace to flesh it out.

We said that she was from a high school in new jersey and friended a bunch of people that would have been her classmates, sending messages like "Hi, I'm Sara, remember we used to sit next to each other in 11th grade english class?"

People would genuinely try to remember or bring up other memories and we'd go along.

The amount of messages and pokes she got from random creepy guys was astounding.



Then we made a facebook group called "I love to Shop". This was way back when facebook was very basic and easy to hack, so I wrote a php script that mass invited hundreds of college girls who listed shopping as an interest into a facebook group.

About 500 joined. Then I changed the name to "I slept with mark Harvey", this random gimp with green hair that we discovered on facebook.


So then about 500 prissy girls officially belonged to a group devoted to fucking this gimp, and they gradually trickled away to about 300 who I don't believe ever realized the name had changed

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Yan
fauxhawk



Registered: Jul 2003
Location: Wano

quote:
Originally posted by nefardec
so, way back when, when facebook was limited to a select number of universities, my friend and I made a slew of fake accounts

one of them was a girl named "Sara Beth Peterson". We completely invented her and stole a bunch of pics from some girl's myspace to flesh it out.

We said that she was from a high school in new jersey and friended a bunch of people that would have been her classmates, sending messages like "Hi, I'm Sara, remember we used to sit next to each other in 11th grade english class?"

People would genuinely try to remember or bring up other memories and we'd go along.

The amount of messages and pokes she got from random creepy guys was astounding.



Then we made a facebook group called "I love to Shop". This was way back when facebook was very basic and easy to hack, so I wrote a php script that mass invited hundreds of college girls who listed shopping as an interest into a facebook group.

About 500 joined. Then I changed the name to "I slept with mark Harvey", this random gimp with green hair that we discovered on facebook.


So then about 500 prissy girls officially belonged to a group devoted to fucking this gimp, and they gradually trickled away to about 300 who I don't believe ever realized the name had changed


That's amusing.

I miss '04 FB.

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Ian
Not dead yet.



Registered: Dec 2001
Location: UK

quote:
Originally posted by nefardec
so, way back when, when facebook was limited to a select number of universities, my friend and I made a slew of fake accounts

one of them was a girl named "Sara Beth Peterson". We completely invented her and stole a bunch of pics from some girl's myspace to flesh it out.

We said that she was from a high school in new jersey and friended a bunch of people that would have been her classmates, sending messages like "Hi, I'm Sara, remember we used to sit next to each other in 11th grade english class?"

People would genuinely try to remember or bring up other memories and we'd go along.

The amount of messages and pokes she got from random creepy guys was astounding.



Then we made a facebook group called "I love to Shop". This was way back when facebook was very basic and easy to hack, so I wrote a php script that mass invited hundreds of college girls who listed shopping as an interest into a facebook group.

About 500 joined. Then I changed the name to "I slept with mark Harvey", this random gimp with green hair that we discovered on facebook.


So then about 500 prissy girls officially belonged to a group devoted to fucking this gimp, and they gradually trickled away to about 300 who I don't believe ever realized the name had changed



win. /thread

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nefardec
Tranceaddict in tranning



Registered: Oct 2004
Location:

this is her

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php...peterson%2Csara


the hilarious thing was that several of my acquaintences, some who had girlfriends even, poked and sent provocative messages to her

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