this dickhead tailgated my brother on his bike, kept touching his back wheel and in the end my brother fell off, the bloke tried to drive off and didn't realise 200m ahead was traffic lights so my brother rode past him down the hill, stopped next to his car, spit through into him and then jumped onto the pavement and rode off whilst he couldn't go anywhere, through into a shortcut to freedom
Jul-01-2008 12:49
DigitalPhoenix
On a new path to success!
Registered: Mar 2005
Location:
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Originally posted by tubularbills
i thought this was going to be about football
...and sweet grilled ribs w/ beer
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Jul-01-2008 14:26
noikeee
dubstep convert
Registered: Apr 2002
Location: lost and wandering looking for directions.
Normally I just try to facilitate traffic and ignore any stupid behaviour, driving normally, but it's hard to remain calm when you're driving already at an above-average speed, and some moron thinks he's going to reach his destination faster by keeping his car 5 cm behind yours all the time.
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Jul-01-2008 14:27
trunks1022
supreme vicodin addict
Registered: Jul 2003
Location: forest hills TA #?
quote:
Originally posted by Ian
this dickhead tailgated my brother on his bike, kept touching his back wheel and in the end my brother fell off, the bloke tried to drive off and didn't realise 200m ahead was traffic lights so my brother rode past him down the hill, stopped next to his car, spit through into him and then jumped onto the pavement and rode off whilst he couldn't go anywhere, through into a shortcut to freedom
he should've pressed charges
Jul-01-2008 14:29
Slylee
love lockdown
Registered: May 2001
Location: Hollywood, FL
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Originally posted by Sushipunk
Lol, there's nothing like a quick 'brake check' when being tailgated. Just a touch of the brakes, not even enough to slow you down, but enough to make your brake lights flash. Watch the muppet behind you shit his pants
lol i never thought of that.
i would never brake for fear of getting in an accident. i usually just move over to the other lane if some asshole wants to do 20 over the speed limit...i don't like getting caught up in road rage and games while driving though to be honest. my life is too important to me.
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Originally posted by notelfreak
man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone
Jul-01-2008 14:46
tubularbills
Max Power!
Registered: Apr 2003
Location: Middle of fucking nowhere
quote:
Originally posted by DigitalPhoenix
...and sweet grilled ribs w/ beer
mmmmmm....beerr
Jul-01-2008 14:49
verndogs
GET THE TANK!
Registered: Jan 2004
Location: Sports Discussion Forum - NYC
quote:
Originally posted by tubularbills
i thought this was going to be about american football
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Jul-01-2008 14:49
tubularbills
Max Power!
Registered: Apr 2003
Location: Middle of fucking nowhere
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Originally posted by verndogs
yes yes yes, whatev. do english people not tailgate for their football tho?
Jul-01-2008 14:51
verndogs
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Registered: Jan 2004
Location: Sports Discussion Forum - NYC
quote:
Originally posted by tubularbills
yes yes yes, whatev. do english people not tailgate for their football tho?
actually no. I think it's an American tradition.
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Jul-01-2008 14:58
david.michael
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Sep 2003
Location: Dayton, OH, USA
If there's passing room... brake check.
If there's no passing room... go mind-numbingly slow.
Alternatively, let them get in front of me and then I tailgate them for a while. Yeah, I'm just stooping to their level, but.... ::shrug::
Jul-01-2008 15:01
Ygrene
Dr. Stinkburger Deluxe
Registered: Nov 2003
Location: Totergefuttert
If someone tailgates me obnoxiously bad, I spit my bratwurst out of my sunroof. I have seen it bounce right off of their windshield on occasion. If nothing else it makes me roffle.
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Jul-01-2008 15:19
winston
ultraviolet catastrophe
Registered: Nov 2005
Location: Yggdrasill
quote:
Originally posted by Ygrene
If someone tailgates me obnoxiously bad, I spit my gum out of my sunroof. I have seen it bounce right off of their windshield on occasion. If nothing else it makes me roffle.