mmmmm.... could it clean up my very veratious masterbatery habit?*


as advertised of youporn.com



*gosh thats wrong

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Originally posted by kadomony

LMFAO

I see that commercial every night. He looks like a crackhead.

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Originally posted by AustralianGQ im a failure with females...i will be the real 40 year old virgin i guarentee you

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Originally posted by kadomony HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH KABOOM. DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF DIRTY SHIT IN YOUR HOUSE THAT NEEDS ALL CLEANED UP? THEN BUY SOME OF THIS GODDAMN KABOOM. THIS SHIT COULD CLEAN THE WARTS OFF YOUR SISTER'S VAGINA. YOU CAN PUT SOME KABOOM ON YOUR DICK, AND IT'LL GROW THREE INCHES. FUCK. IN A FEW MINUTES, THERE WILL BE A GODDAMN NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN. CALL THAT SHIT AND BUY SIX JUGS OF THIS FUCKING KABOOM AND WE'LL THROW IN A SAMURAI SHARK AND SOME GODDAMN ZORBEEZ. WHAT ARE ZORBEEZ? YOU BEST BE JOKING, NIGGER. THOSE FUCKING TOWELS CAN SOAK UP LIKE A GALLON APIECE. YOU'LL PROBABLY NEED THEM AFTER YOU SHARPEN YOUR FUCKING SCISSORS WITH THE SAMURAI SHARK. BECAUSE YOU'LL SIMULTANEOUSLY SHIT, PISS, AND EJACULATE IN YOUR PANTS. HOW DO YOU PISS AND EJACULATE AT THE SAME TIME? FUCK YOU, THAT'S HOW. CALL ME NOW AND I'LL STOP YELLING. NEVERMIND, I CAN'T STOP SO FUCK YOU. I'M GONNA GO JACK OFF WITH SOME ORANGE-GLO SO PEACE OUT NIGGERS. SO CALL 1-800-781-7529 NOW AND TELL THEM BILLY MAYS SENT YOU THAT NUMBER AGAIN IS 1-800-781-7529 THATS ONE EIGHT ZERO ZERO SEVEN EIGHT ONE SEVEN FIVE TWO NINE CALL NAO!

wow this has to be the funniest post i have read this year... i literally am crying.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

im crying

the hilarity kadamony

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Originally posted by bas My girlfriend and I were just talking about this last night...I sooooooooooo want a shamwow

I do too but I also looove infomercials.

If I had money to waste I'd buy things just for the fuk of it.

But after reading reviews they always get me so down


I had hope in you SHAMWOW

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I know you'll always be
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Near to me

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Originally posted by kadomony HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH KABOOM. DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF DIRTY SHIT IN YOUR HOUSE THAT NEEDS ALL CLEANED UP? THEN BUY SOME OF THIS GODDAMN KABOOM. THIS SHIT COULD CLEAN THE WARTS OFF YOUR SISTER'S VAGINA. YOU CAN PUT SOME KABOOM ON YOUR DICK, AND IT'LL GROW THREE INCHES. FUCK. IN A FEW MINUTES, THERE WILL BE A GODDAMN NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN. CALL THAT SHIT AND BUY SIX JUGS OF THIS FUCKING KABOOM AND WE'LL THROW IN A SAMURAI SHARK AND SOME GODDAMN ZORBEEZ. WHAT ARE ZORBEEZ? YOU BEST BE JOKING, NIGGER. THOSE FUCKING TOWELS CAN SOAK UP LIKE A GALLON APIECE. YOU'LL PROBABLY NEED THEM AFTER YOU SHARPEN YOUR FUCKING SCISSORS WITH THE SAMURAI SHARK. BECAUSE YOU'LL SIMULTANEOUSLY SHIT, PISS, AND EJACULATE IN YOUR PANTS. HOW DO YOU PISS AND EJACULATE AT THE SAME TIME? FUCK YOU, THAT'S HOW. CALL ME NOW AND I'LL STOP YELLING. NEVERMIND, I CAN'T STOP SO FUCK YOU. I'M GONNA GO JACK OFF WITH SOME ORANGE-GLO SO PEACE OUT NIGGERS. SO CALL 1-800-781-7529 NOW AND TELL THEM BILLY MAYS SENT YOU THAT NUMBER AGAIN IS 1-800-781-7529 THATS ONE EIGHT ZERO ZERO SEVEN EIGHT ONE SEVEN FIVE TWO NINE CALL NAO!

HEY, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH A FUCKING GOPHER. THATS RIGHT, A GODDAMN GOPHER. FUCK. WHATS IT FOR? EVERYTHING, THATS WHAT. USE IT TO SHIT INTO A BLANKET, TOSS IT OUT YOUR WINDOW, THEN USE IT TO CLEAN UP THE SHIT YOU JUST THREW OUT YOUR WINDOW YOU DICKLIP.

IN A FEW MOMENTS, THERE WILL BE A FUCKING PHONENUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN. IF YOU DON'T CALL THAT FUCKING NUMBER, SO HELP ME GOD I WILL RIP THE TESTICALS OFF YOU AND TAPE THEM ONTO YOUR TAINT TO REMIND YOU HOW MUCH OF A FAILURE YOU ARE. FUCK. BUY MY SHIT NOW AND I'LL THROW IN 5 FUCKING CUBIC TONS OF ORANGE-GLO. THATS RIGHT. FUCKING GLO OF THE ORANGE. ITS SO ORANGE THAT IT WILL PEEL YOUR FUCKING FORESKIN OFF, MAKE YOU EAT IT, THEN REGROW ON YOUR LIMP DICK.

CALL 1-800-781-7529. TELL 'EM BILLY SENT YOU YOU GODDAMN CUNTFLAPS. FUCK.

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Are you saying that SHAMWOW is a sham? SHAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!

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Originally posted by lücid HEY, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH A FUCKING GOPHER. THATS RIGHT, A GODDAMN GOPHER. FUCK. WHATS IT FOR? EVERYTHING, THATS WHAT. USE IT TO SHIT INTO A BLANKET, TOSS IT OUT YOUR WINDOW, THEN USE IT TO CLEAN UP THE SHIT YOU JUST THREW OUT YOUR WINDOW YOU DICKLIP. IN A FEW MOMENTS, THERE WILL BE A FUCKING PHONENUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN. IF YOU DON'T CALL THAT FUCKING NUMBER, SO HELP ME GOD I WILL RIP THE TESTICALS OFF YOU AND TAPE THEM ONTO YOUR TAINT TO REMIND YOU HOW MUCH OF A FAILURE YOU ARE. FUCK. BUY MY SHIT NOW AND I'LL THROW IN 5 FUCKING CUBIC TONS OF ORANGE-GLO. THATS RIGHT. FUCKING GLO OF THE ORANGE. ITS SO ORANGE THAT IT WILL PEEL YOUR FUCKING FORESKIN OFF, MAKE YOU EAT IT, THEN REGROW ON YOUR LIMP DICK. CALL 1-800-781-7529. TELL 'EM BILLY SENT YOU YOU GODDAMN CUNTFLAPS. FUCK.

Fuck me.

i think the Shamwow really does work, hopefully if it is the same as something i used years ago. Someone gave me these industrial towels for commercial cleaners, and that stuff worked. It cleaned practically anything.

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