I'm hoping your lease isn't like mine; several upon several pages of small text redundant bullshit that could have been summed down to about 3 sentences.

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Originally posted by BTG lol, women.

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Originally posted by BTG lol, women.

hahaha

i know right. u should see how i am w/ the bath towels.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

Poltergeist???? Honestly, tho, I had these kinds of moments before. Usually attributed to a short term memory loss. I blame weed - it has a tendency to fuck with your mind. Some very interesting moments in my life.

Like trying to find a set of tickets you told yourself not to throw out with the trash you were cleaning out of your car. Then spend next 30 minutes looking for these tickets EVERYWHERE but trash - you know, coz you told yourself not to throw them out. Then, find them in trash and wonder about poltergeist. Call nearest tabloid, sell them a poltergeist story, profit!

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i have way jucier tabloid material than that lol

my best friend has lindsay lohan's digital camera with some skanky pics on it.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

Is typing "Y-O-U" really that much harder than "U"?

It’s the frog-man. He’s about four feet tall and has a face like a frog, but he wears clothes like a human and stands upright. He’s nocturnal and shy, but he may watch you while you sleep and you can sometimes catch a glimpse of him if you open your eyes right as you wake up. If he knows that you’re awake, he’ll run right out of the room and is quite fast. Don’t worry, as he means you no harm.

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Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles It’s the frog-man. He’s about four feet tall and has a face like a frog, but he wears clothes like a human and stands upright. He’s nocturnal and shy, but he may watch you while you sleep and you can sometimes catch a glimpse of him if you open your eyes right as you wake up. If he knows that you’re awake, he’ll run right out of the room and is quite fast. Don’t worry, as he means you no harm.

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Originally posted by Beat Blog Is typing "Y-O-U" really that much harder than "U"?

i don't know. i guess. does it really bother u? i mean you? (sorry)

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

Head and Shoulders wants to sponsor you.

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Originally posted by Frenchie My pussy is cold, please light my fire.

YOUUUUUUUUUU!

Cocaine is one helluva drug.