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Originally posted by Ania_xox similar experience: One time when I was in high school, it was winter and on the way to school the passenger door to my mom's car was frozen and we pulled and yanked at it and couldn't get it open so I crawled in from the driver's side and we took off in a rush. My mom is an insanely bad driver and makes retarded manoeuvres. She made a very sharp turn into the school's drop off zone and I went flying against the passenger door which then flew open (I guess it had been partially opened before and had just stayed closed as a result of the ice) and my upper half careened out of the car. I was fine because my mom grabbed my jacket and pulled me back in but my flute went flying out the door and the case opened and it started rolling down the road.

hilarity factor of that story raises by at least 50% if you replace "flute" with "vibrator"

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Originally posted by lücid hilarity factor of that story raises by at least 50% if you replace "flute" with "vibrator"

LOL

do you keep yours in a case?

Furthermore, did you bring it to school with you?
( pics or stfu for your answer )

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Originally posted by Slylee oh well, different strokes different vaginas

Some dance to remember ~ Some dance to forget

I saw Garnier in Paris on a Thursday night, rolled face, then drank gin with a buddy all morning while walking the streets, and on the metro back, I suddenly had to piss like a mother******...mind you its friday morning and people are everywhere going to work etc. I ran towards one of those portable bathrooms on a street corner but pissed myself just before reaching it, in front of a bunch of folks.

Going back to the apartment after that was a wee bit awkward.

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Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.

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Originally posted by Clovis I saw Garnier in Paris on a Thursday night, rolled face, then drank gin with a buddy all morning while walking the streets, and on the metro back, I suddenly had to piss like a mother******...mind you its friday morning and people are everywhere going to work etc. I ran towards one of those portable bathrooms on a street corner but pissed myself just before reaching it, in front of a bunch of folks. Going back to the apartment after that was a wee bit awkward.

hehe

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

I think that was the worst I've ever had to piss in my whole life. Probably some permanent damage done while I was waiting to get out of the metro.

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Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.

iv peed in my pants a little (like a tiny squirt) when coming home from bars a couple of times... luckly its when i am about to walk inside my house.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

I was at a client's house for business about a year ago. The guy was really cool, and we ended up shooting the shit for a while after I finished going over the work related stuff. He had a 2 year old running around the house and a hot ass wife there too.

At the time I had gained a little bit of weight and my jeans were a little tight on me. The one day I didn't have any clean underwear left, I said fuck it... I'll just go commando today and worry about underwear when I got home.

Before I left their house, I stood up from the table to say bye to him and his wife... suddenly he didn't feel so comfortable talking to me, and his wife was staring at me like I had 2 heads, and I couldn't figure it out. I walked out the front door and the draft hit me... my zipper crept all the way down because the jeans were too tight, and my dick was sticking strait out of the hole. I was also in a lazy stage and hadn't trimmed my pubes in a while, and they were fucking streaming out of the opening too. When I realized what happened, I was horrified and just sat in my car in his driveway for 5 minutes before leaving. The worst part was, I had to go back a few weeks later and could barely look him in the eye, as it was obvious everyone was thinking about it.

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Originally posted by The17sss

Wow...

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Originally posted by Skov Wow...

Yeah... lol. Worst day of my life

^ nice!

Hmm well have done plenty of comical stuff. But thinking back....

I'm from a basically male household. Someone takes your stuff you beat them up, someone takes your food.... they have to die.

So on the first day of primary school this blond haired pig tailed girl took a couple of skittles and crunched up my crisps (potatoe chips to americans) not even ate she just destroyed them.

So I kicked her ass. Like really, she had a bleeding nose and everything. Think the rest of the class started crying lol.

i peed in my pants in like 2nd grade i think. hahah that's too old to be doing that but i couldn't hold it. i was on the school bus and i totally hid it with my backpack walking home. then i got home and put my clothes in the dirty hamper thinking i was in the clear. then my mom was sorting my laundry a few nights later and was like, "did you pee in your pants?" LOL i was like, "no why" and she was like, "are u SURE? your clothes smell like pee" and i was like, "yea i'm sure".

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone