I just farted and it smells really, really bad. I'm sure glad there's a window open and a fan going.
Jul-21-2008 23:08
Clovis
techno jungle shit
Registered: Apr 2004
Location: Los Angeles
Crop dusting asians who are off their tits @ Avalon in LA is one of my favorite pastimes.
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Jul-21-2008 23:14
StellarDe
Guest
Registered: Not Yet
Location:
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Originally posted by idoru
I just farted and it smells really, really bad. I'm sure glad there's a window open and a fan going.
The sweet sweet smell of your own farts can be one of the most satisfying experiences known to the human body. One of the many reasons why you were given an asshole.
Close The Window and take it all in. I know I would
Jul-21-2008 23:14
Domesticated
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Feb 2007
Location:
Crop dusting in a packed, nosiy club is the best.
No matter how loud your arse, your secret is safe.
Jul-21-2008 23:15
idoru
You Can Call Me Al
Registered: May 2004
Location: Cascadia
quote:
Originally posted by StellarDe
The sweet sweet smell of your own farts can be one of the most satisfying experiences known to the human body. One of the many reasons why you were given an asshole.
Close The Window and take it all in. I know I would
I quite enjoy wafting mine.
Jul-21-2008 23:24
72hrpartyanimal
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Jan 2007
Location: West LA, California (where retired party people live)
quote:
Originally posted by idoru
I quite enjoy wafting mine.
basking in the ambiance as we speak!
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Jul-21-2008 23:44
The17sss
C.R.E.A.M.
Registered: May 2008
Location: Charlotte, NC
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Originally posted by jennypie
LoL, my bf let a huge fart rip in the line-up at Walmart once. It was loud and smelly as fuck, but we both just stood there stone-faced as the people in line behind him left, disgusted. Lmfao.
HAHAHAHA!!!!
That's fucking awesome. I hold mine in as best I can... maybe something happened when I was a kid and I was ashamed, but if there's a chance of getting caught, I'll wait it out. Unless of course, there's the bar/nightclub thing.
LOL this also reminds me of when I worked in an Italian restaurant in high school... i used to crop dust like a motherfuck*r while walking up and down the aisles on a loud busy night.
Last edited by The17sss on Jul-22-2008 at 04:04
Jul-21-2008 23:46
L.E.N.
Rippin' and a Tearin'
Registered: Dec 2004
Location: Been Pullin out since '93 OCTA#9 / LATA #57
At work we will fuck around and blow ass next to them while they are on the phone. Then we will block the door in case the try to make a run for it. It gets pretty bad
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Jul-22-2008 01:29
idoru
You Can Call Me Al
Registered: May 2004
Location: Cascadia
Jesus Christ do I smell tonight.
Jul-22-2008 01:33
L.E.N.
Rippin' and a Tearin'
Registered: Dec 2004
Location: Been Pullin out since '93 OCTA#9 / LATA #57
quote:
Originally posted by idoru
Jesus Christ do I smell tonight.
Whenever I eat microwave burrito/mexican type foods....Im at my best. I usually offend myself...thats how you know its good.
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Jul-22-2008 01:36
Frenchie
life in technocolor
Registered: Feb 2006
Location: Intergalactic Planetary
You know it's great when you have to walk out of the room you farted in so you don't gag.
Jul-22-2008 01:38
Frenchie
life in technocolor
Registered: Feb 2006
Location: Intergalactic Planetary
