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Originally posted by Ted Promo If you're good at angles, your cock can wash your eyelids, and vice versa.

I tried once. It tickled more than anything. I go to the shower to get clean, not to laugh my ass off.

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Originally posted by Renzo I tried once. It tickled more than anything. I go to the shower to get clean, not to laugh my ass off.

I must have been showering wrong this entire time.

...all these years.

To get all that morning crust out, yea!

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Originally posted by Krypton To get all that morning crust out, yea!

See, this man knowwwws about the angling.

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Originally posted by Ted Promo See, this man knowwwws about the angling.

You are one nasty nasty man..

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Originally posted by Krypton You are one nasty nasty man..

Yeah, well you're Hainz.

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Originally posted by Ted Promo Yeah, well you're Hainz.

lol,. funny how Heinz ketchup turned into hainz

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It is funnier this way.

You should wash your eyelids.

Inside of everyone's eye lashes live these parasite insects called Demodex Folliculorum.

Wash those fcukers out!



This is their asses sticking out as they eat their way into your eyelids;

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Short time TA, Long time Guver, Good time giver.

I'll start as soon as my pink eye or whatever random eye infection I contacted is gone.

No

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When bread becomes toast, it can never go back to being bread again.

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Originally posted by Abercrombie You should wash your eyelids. Inside of everyone's eye lashes live these parasite insects called Demodex Folliculorum.

thanks to you, i'm now going to be constantly thinking about that shit.