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Originally posted by davemolina I wish I had the mind of a drummer...and the liver of a sailor.

you can't be as gifted as me.

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Originally posted by davemolina I wish I had the mind of a drummer...and the liver of a sailor.

I wish I had a good pancreas.

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I've never been able to eat a whole baby.
Kill the women. Eat the children.
It's just one of those days where you want to bend over everyone you know and kiss their ass goodbye with a big sideways boot.

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I wish I had a smaller penis. This gets uncomfortable to carry around sometimes.

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Originally posted by architect1803 I wish I had a smaller penis. This gets uncomfortable to carry around sometimes.

Then take it out of your ass and leave your boyfriend at home

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Originally posted by architect1803 I wish I had a smaller penis. This gets uncomfortable to carry around sometimes.

what's so awkward about your vag?

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Originally posted by jonas Then take it out of your ass and leave your boyfriend at home

Jonas, your mom is NOT a man. What she does to my ass is our business.

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Originally posted by architect1803 Jonas, your mom is NOT a man. What she does to my ass is our business.

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Originally posted by architect1803 Jonas, your mom is NOT a man. What she does to my ass is our business.

So basically you're saying you let my mom bang you with a strap on like a little bitch?

Please leave my thread...now.

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Originally posted by Dirk W. People in Dallas aren't *ssholes. Just look at me, I live in Dallas.

Meat is Murder...tasty, tasty murder.

why?

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Originally posted by jonas So basically you're saying you let my mom bang you with a strap on like a little bitch?

No. She liked the taste of Puerto Rican culo, so she went in and....well....Dave's got it down.

//insert salad picture here//