i bet their moms are whores...they always are.

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Originally posted by Moongoose So as i stand there outside in my tshirt and boxer shorts and with a Japanese sword in my hand

ROFL

This would have been so damn funny to see, Good work!
Iv never heard of anything of a sort happening to anyone around here, The most we get is the occasional domestic violence between husband/wife. A open-housed party that got WAY out of hand, And the best one yet: Couple of angry, drunkenly, very big Kiwi's having a fight over a chick.. Some dude got his head smashed in with a beer bottle.. cried like a bitch on the ground till the cops came.

I'm pretty use to it now, I just call the cops everytime someone raises there voice so i can sit back and watch the show.

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I have some neighbours and they have kids aged between 5 & 8 and they are so naughty and loud , they scream like they are being raped at 11pm at night and there parents are sat drinking in the lounge , smoking and talking really loud , also they kick balls over everyday so i have started to pop them and throw them back. I dont blame the kids directly as its the parents fault.

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You do realize people are going to refer to you as "the bad man" who lives next door. As you keep popping there balls on them!

Mind you, i would totally do the same. Except in my case it would just be for fun and to see there looks on there faces while i laugh at them as it goes down.

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Dude just get an air rifle and shoot their asses

Or a bb gun but leave it empty. They will leave quick and never come back.

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

I had a guy chase me out of his yard once for throwing wet toilet paper on his sliding glass door. That guy was MAD AS HELL and I could see it in his eyes. Thank goodness I'm fast or he would've had me. I suppose him falling down in the middle of the street helped my escape as well.

Regardless, he scared the shit out of me and I never Fd with him or his house again.

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lol @ Jet-Li with his Katana, T-Shirt and Boxers. That sight would have been worth pissing in your pool for.

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Originally posted by Ygrene I had a guy chase me out of his yard once for throwing wet toilet paper on his sliding glass door. That guy was MAD AS HELL and I could see it in his eyes. Thank goodness I'm fast or he would've had me. I suppose him falling down in the middle of the street helped my escape as well. Regardless, he scared the shit out of me and I never Fd with him or his house again.

LOL yeah that is the shit you gotta do to stupid kids. They never fuck with the mean guy next door.

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

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Originally posted by elFreak i bet their moms are whores...they always are.

ahh so that would explain your roommate incident

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by gehzumteufel Dude just get an air rifle and shoot their asses Or a bb gun but leave it empty. They will leave quick and never come back.

Never, ever, EVAR brandish a gun if it isn't loaded, because the other guys' might be.

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Originally posted by Dr. DAS Never, ever, EVAR brandish a gun if it isn't loaded, because the other guys' might be.

Some stupid 12yr olds pissing in a pool ain't got a gun. I would agree with you if you were talking about some 12yr old robbing a house, but pissing in a pool is a different story.

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.