Become a part of the TranceAddict community!Frequently Asked Questions - Please read this if you haven'tSearch the forums
TranceAddict Forums > Main Forums > Chill Out Room > Funny spams
Pages (3): « 1 [2] 3 »   Last Thread   Next Thread
Share
Author
Thread    Post A Reply
MrJiveBoJingles
Supreme tranceaddict



Registered: Jun 2004
Location: U.S.

Some of mine:

"John McCain Takes the Olympic Gold in Gymnastics"

"Mike Tyson to Fight Michael Jackson" (I would pay to see that)

"Chinese Police Arrest, Beat Up, Olympic Panda"

"Hillary Clinton Naked Video"

Old Post Aug-18-2008 17:48  United States
Click Here to See the Profile for MrJiveBoJingles Click here to Send MrJiveBoJingles a Private Message Add MrJiveBoJingles to your buddy list Report this Post Reply w/Quote Edit/Delete Message
Mr.Mystery
Static Guru



Registered: Dec 2001
Location: Vantaa

"BREAKING NEWS: PARENTS HELP TEENS GET HIGH"
"BREAKING NEWS: Stupid Asians lose lawsuits against Americans"
"BREAKING NEWS: Damien Hirst pickles business manager"
"BREAKING NEWS: Nature Did Not Connect the Funny Bone to the Satire Bone"

Okay.


___________________
Latest releases:
Endless Cycles [Capital Heaven]
The Charlatan [Morphosis]

Old Post Aug-18-2008 18:31  Finland
Click Here to See the Profile for Mr.Mystery Click here to Send Mr.Mystery a Private Message Add Mr.Mystery to your buddy list Report this Post Reply w/Quote Edit/Delete Message
david.michael
Supreme tranceaddict



Registered: Sep 2003
Location: Dayton, OH, USA

People still get spam these days?

Old Post Aug-18-2008 18:32  United States
Click Here to See the Profile for david.michael Click here to Send david.michael a Private Message Visit david.michael's homepage! Add david.michael to your buddy list Report this Post Reply w/Quote Edit/Delete Message
MrJiveBoJingles
Supreme tranceaddict



Registered: Jun 2004
Location: U.S.

quote:
Originally posted by Mr.Mystery
"BREAKING NEWS: Damien Hirst pickles business manager"



quote:
Damien Hirst (born June 7, 1965) is an English artist...Death is a central theme in Hirst's works. He became famous for a series in which dead animals (including a shark, a sheep and a cow) are preserved—sometimes having been dissected—in formaldehyde.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Damien_Hirst

For anyone wondering who Hirst is.

Old Post Aug-18-2008 18:33  United States
Click Here to See the Profile for MrJiveBoJingles Click here to Send MrJiveBoJingles a Private Message Add MrJiveBoJingles to your buddy list Report this Post Reply w/Quote Edit/Delete Message
MrJiveBoJingles
Supreme tranceaddict



Registered: Jun 2004
Location: U.S.

quote:
Originally posted by david.michael
People still get spam these days?

Yes, but my Gmail account catches it all and saves it in a spam folder. I look through the folder occasionally to catch some of the funny titles.

Old Post Aug-18-2008 18:34  United States
Click Here to See the Profile for MrJiveBoJingles Click here to Send MrJiveBoJingles a Private Message Add MrJiveBoJingles to your buddy list Report this Post Reply w/Quote Edit/Delete Message
bas
Stronger Lover



Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Here I Am Baby

quote:
Originally posted by Sushipunk
Sorry about that


___________________

Old Post Aug-18-2008 21:31  Egypt
Click Here to See the Profile for bas Click here to Send bas a Private Message Visit bas's homepage! Add bas to your buddy list Report this Post Reply w/Quote Edit/Delete Message
idoru
You Can Call Me Al



Registered: May 2004
Location: Cascadia

quote:
Originally posted by glittergirl
I'm currently receiving employment inquiries for the following positions:



GRAND HYATT
1000 H Street, NW
Washington DC, 20001

Administrative Assistant – Catering
Asst Convention Services Floor Manager
Asst Manager – Zephyr’s Deli/Starbucks
Asst Restaurant Manager – Grand Cafι
Bartender – Grand Slam
Bell Attendant
Cashier/Order Taker – In Room Dining
Catering Manager
Concierge
Cook III – Cure Bar and Bistro
Culinary Supervisor – Grand Slam
Culinary Supervisor – Banquet
Fit Club Attendant – Part Time
Busser – Cure Bar and Bistro
Busser – Grand Cafι
Garde Manger Cook III
Intermediate Garde Manger Cook
Minibar Attendant
Overnight Linen Runner – Housekeeping
Part Time Off-Premise Banquet Server (Grand Cuisine)
Sales Manager – Individual Travel
Security Officer
Security Supervisor
Server – Grand Slam
Server – In Room Dining
Serer – The Cure
Sous Chef Banquets
Starbucks Attendant
Starbucks Supervisor

HYATT REGENCY WASHINGTON
400 New Jersey Avenue, NW
Washington, DC 20001

Assistant Manager/CS Manager
Asst Executive Housekeeper
Associate Catering Director
Banquet Steward
Catering Manager
Concierge
Cook – Lead Line
Front Office Agent
Guest Services Manager
Housekeeper / Room Attendant
Night Cleaner – F&B
Night Cleaner – Housekeeping
PM Housekeeper – Room Attendant
Sales Manager
Cocktail Server
Steward

HYATT REGENCY CRYSTAL CITY
2799 Jefferson Davis Highway
Arlington, VA 22202

Assistant Executive Steward
Bell Attendant
Catering/Convention Services Manager
Cook II – Intermediate Line
Door Attendant
Food Server Assistant (Busser)
Front Office Agent
Greeter
Houseperson – Banquets/CS
Lobby Bar Server
Pastry Cook
Pastry Supervisor
PBX operator – Flex/Overnight
Reservationist
Security Officer – FLEX
Storeroom Attendant
Valet Attendant

WHY HYATT?

Some of our many excellent benefits include:

• Free hot meals everyday!
• Discount Dry Cleaning
• Free Uniform Cleaning
• Discount Movie Tickets for AMC & Regal
• Employee Rate Rooms – begins immediately for associates and their family
• Metrochecks
• Jury Duty Pay
• Turkey at Thanksgiving
• Employee Discount Membership at Club Fit
• Medical/Dental Insurance
• VSP – Vision Service Plan
• Basic Life Insurance
• Supplemental Life Insurance
• Short-Term Disability Insurance
• 401(K) Retirement Plan
• Personal or Medical Leave
• Holiday Pay (9-10 holidays)
• 2 weeks paid vacation after one year
• 12 complimentary hotel rooms anywhere in the world after 1 year
• 5 sick days
• Extended Illness Day
• Family or Medical Leave
• Tuition Reimbursement
• LifeBalance
• Travel Discounts – Avis Rental Car, Enterprise Rental Car, Amusement Parks
• Discounts with Sprint/Nextel, Verizon, T-Mobile
• Discounts with Jos A.

Banks, Ford X Plan, Dell Computers, ABT Electronics
• Employee Referrals up to $750!
• Direct Deposit
• Apple Federal Credit Union
• COMP days for sales managers/catering managers
• Most hourly positions have 6-month raise


What do I do if I am interested???

Send your resume to: [email protected][/email]
cc: [email protected]

I will respond within 24 hours.


If you have any questions about a particular position, pay rates, or any career advice in general, don't hesitate to message me back, call me, or email me!!



Amy Anthony

Area Recruitment Manager
Hyatt Hotels and Resorts
703-823-3687
[email protected]
[email][email protected]

Old Post Aug-18-2008 21:41 
Click Here to See the Profile for idoru Click here to Send idoru a Private Message Add idoru to your buddy list Report this Post Reply w/Quote Edit/Delete Message
Ian
Not dead yet.



Registered: Dec 2001
Location: UK

i read it as spasms

Old Post Aug-18-2008 21:52 
Click Here to See the Profile for Ian Click here to Send Ian a Private Message Add Ian to your buddy list Report this Post Reply w/Quote Edit/Delete Message
glittergirl
glowgirl



Registered: Jul 2004
Location: DC

I didn't mean it as a spam.
You'd be surprised how many people contacted me from other message boards where I posted that, or passed the info along to their friends.
One person's idea of "spam" could be valuable to someone else.

I removed it.


___________________
glittergirl glowgirl


"We must be the change we wish to see in the world" - Gandhi.


My Myspace | My Facebook | AIM: missbarbiedoll6


Old Post Aug-18-2008 22:03  United States
Click Here to See the Profile for glittergirl Click here to Send glittergirl a Private Message Visit glittergirl's homepage! Add glittergirl to your buddy list Report this Post Reply w/Quote Edit/Delete Message
Sushipunk
Flickering, I roam



Registered: Sep 2006
Location: Chateau Verdafloor

quote:
Originally posted by bas
Sorry about that


Dude, it made a world of difference


___________________

Old Post Aug-18-2008 22:09  Australia
Click Here to See the Profile for Sushipunk Click here to Send Sushipunk a Private Message Visit Sushipunk's homepage! Add Sushipunk to your buddy list Report this Post Reply w/Quote Edit/Delete Message
Ian
Not dead yet.



Registered: Dec 2001
Location: UK

quote:
Originally posted by glittergirl
I didn't mean it as a spam.
You'd be surprised how many people contacted me from other message boards where I posted that, or passed the info along to their friends.
One person's idea of "spam" could be valuable to someone else.

I removed it.


I'd take a job there. Will they pay my travel expenses to/from work ?

Old Post Aug-18-2008 22:22 
Click Here to See the Profile for Ian Click here to Send Ian a Private Message Add Ian to your buddy list Report this Post Reply w/Quote Edit/Delete Message
MrJiveBoJingles
Supreme tranceaddict



Registered: Jun 2004
Location: U.S.

"McDonald's Happy Meals In San Francisco To Include Gay Marriage License"
"Britney Spears to Study Theoretical Quantum Mechanics at MIT"
"Paris Hilton's Vagina Bites Penguin"
"Aliens Deny Impregnating Paris Hilton"
"Pope Benedict to Exorcise George Bush and Britney Spears on US Visit"
"Paris Hilton nominated for Nobel Prize"
"Last longer in bed -- We can transform your puny pecker into a heroic master of the universe."

Old Post Sep-15-2008 16:06  United States
Click Here to See the Profile for MrJiveBoJingles Click here to Send MrJiveBoJingles a Private Message Add MrJiveBoJingles to your buddy list Report this Post Reply w/Quote Edit/Delete Message

TranceAddict Forums > Main Forums > Chill Out Room > Funny spams
Post New Thread    Post A Reply

Pages (3): « 1 [2] 3 »  
Last Thread   Next Thread
Click here to listen to the sample!Pause playbackUnknown Hardsound Track [2007] [1]

Click here to listen to the sample!Pause playbackHypetraxx vs Sabrina Setlur - "Ich bin so" [2004]

Show Printable Version | Subscribe to this Thread
Forum Jump:

All times are GMT. The time now is 12:57.

Forum Rules:
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is ON
vB code is ON
[IMG] code is ON
 
Search this Thread:

 
Contact Us - return to tranceaddict

Powered by: Trance Music & vBulletin Forums
Copyright ©2000-2026, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Privacy Statement / DMCA
Support TA!