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heh that quotes from Duke Nukem 3d, on the 3rd episode.
Anyways, on the WEdnesday gone , this didn't happen to me, but to my mate. WE both work on teh Customer Service Desk at Tesco's.
So he had had to deal with a suspected Heart attack, some old woman had collapsed on the floor, the first aiders in the store didn't know what to do, and the ambulance cam e and took her away etc etc.
10 minutes later, he notices that a big black shoulder bag had been left by the baskets by the front door, so he tells the security guard, that someone might have left iot there and he will put it in the lost property. The guard picks it up and starts waving it about, shaking it and what have you, and says "theres nothing inside" My mate opens up the bag, and inside it says "CHEMICAL DELIVERY" on top of another bag.
So he's fucking shitting it, cos it could be a whole load of explosive shit or something, but theres a phone number on the label inside, so he decided that he was gonna phone it hoping it was where the bag was headed.
Then a Portuguese woman comes along and says "Thats mine" He says why did u leave that there?! Thats a big hazard for the store.
And she grins at him nonchantly and ays "But Wh?
Because of this he went mental  then he started shouting its fucking chemicals, people coulda been hurt, if it was explosives the store woulda have to been evacuated, thats a fucking stupid thing to do etc, and then he barred her from the store! 
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