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and the P in PMS stands for "Pre" numb nuts. i'm not literally having my period right now. it's always the week & a half or so before it when i'm all out of wack. then once my actual period starts, i'm as happy and horny as can be, ironically enough lol
today my coworker was at the store getting lunch and called me to see what i wanted and i was like, "i dont care i'll eat anything, surprise me"
she fucking came back with a piece of fried chicken, potato salad, fruit and pringles.  i was like "jesus dude" and she was like, "well i figured your pregnant ass would want all kinds of stuff so here" 
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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.
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man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone |
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