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| quote: | Originally posted by DJ Mach X
I've tried drunk, stoned, high, sober, sleep deprieved, loud volume, no volume... |
But have you tried it with a cocktail of LSD, PCP, ecstasy and crack, standing on your head with three high-priced hookers going to town on you, after eating 12 Big Macs, dousing yourself in gasoline, and lighting yourself on fire?
That's what I thought. Now you know.
P.S. You may substitute Cognac if you have trouble obtaining the gasoline.
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My party schedule:
2009-02-21 - DJ Attention @ I'm So Popular
2009-06-18 - DJ Annoying @ People Need To Know Where I'll Be
2012-11-32 - DJ Insufferable ɸ Or At Least the Stalkers I Complain About
2048-06-66 - Spastic & Whocares ¶ Although I'm Actually Flattered
9999-45-81 - Tweaker Gimp ☼ I Probably Won't Even Go To This But I Have To Make Sure I Fill Up All The Available Space Here
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