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Originally posted by Ted Promo r5a's about as good a counselor as you'll ever find.

Didn't he epically fail at jerking off once though?

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Originally posted by jayxthekoolest Didn't he epically fail at jerking off once though?

Haven't we all?

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Originally posted by Mr.Mystery Why do people want to inform the entire world about things like this? Public humiliation gets you off?

I have an inferiority complex to some of the popular TA COR fellows of their stories and life styles. Thus, this makes me withdrawal into public humiliation of myself in order to try and win prestige points and make friends.


I have no idea what I just said.

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Originally posted by jayxthekoolest Didn't he epically fail at jerking off once though?

Son, what haven't I failed at. Just to a search of all the threads I have made in the cor, regardless Mr.Promo is right, I am probably the best counselor on this website. Bar none.

you're a fucking wuss. i was still jerkin' it hard when i had mono.

Haha, dude, that's hilarious. Even funnier you made a thread about it.

I'm just waiting for "pics or gtfo"

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Originally posted by tubularbills you're a fucking wuss. i was still jerkin' it hard when i had mono.

Stereo penises are scary. I am glad to know you still have one.

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Originally posted by _Nut_ Stereo penises

can you imagine having two?

would you have four balls then?

how bizarre...

I thought this thread was going to be about jesus christ jerking off. Lose.

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Originally posted by tubularbills can you imagine having two? would you have four balls then? how bizarre...

Double fist to pee. No more pulling the stranger on yourself... you would blueball yourself while getting off. Now that is bizarre.

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Originally posted by tubularbills can you imagine having two?

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Originally posted by _Nut_ Double fist to pee. No more pulling the stranger on yourself... you would blueball yourself while getting off. Now that is bizarre.

if they touched each other, would it be gehy?

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Originally posted by lücid o hai

SLUT!