Seriously curious lurkers wanna know!!!

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Paul: Supermodels are beautiful girls, Will. A beautiful girl can make you dizzy, like you've been drinking Jack and Coke all morning. She can make you feel high full of the single greatest commodity known to man - promise. Promise of a better day. Promise of a greater hope. Promise of a new tomorrow. This particular aura can be found in the gait of a beautiful girl. In her smile, in her soul, the way she makes every rotten little thing about life seem like it's going to be okay. The supermodels, Willy? That's all they are. Bottled promise. Scenes from a brand new day. Hope dancing in stiletto heels.

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Originally posted by jennypie Yes. Jake Benson.

SNAP!

PEANUT BUTTER AND JAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!





ah fuck it i cant do it as good

our new receptionist is a lesbian and she has a big crush on me. my coworkers say that whenever i walk by, she'll make some motion like she is airing herself off like "omg, i love her"

i thought about asking her these things but then she'll think i want her.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee our new receptionist is a lesbian and she has a big crush on me. my coworkers say that whenever i walk by, she'll make some motion like she is airing herself off like "omg, i love her" i thought about asking her these things but then she'll think i want her.

are you sure she isnt saying

Bammm!

Maybe she's just really scared of becoming pregnant?

Or, she's just a typical barsexual.

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Originally posted by Alex Maybe she's just really scared of becoming pregnant? Or, she's just a typical barsexual.

I KIISSED A GIIRL AND I LIIIKED IIITTT

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

Double sided dildos!

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

This one is for my boy Denys, Im sure he will pop in here eventually...


Do lesbians like anal?

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

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Originally posted by Vlad Double sided dildos!

YES!

Asses are made for anal. Women, men, donkey.

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Originally posted by Vlad This one is for my boy Denys, Im sure he will pop in here eventually... Do lesbians like anal?

i already been in here. apart from stating the obvious - jamie is bi-curious - i'd like to say that i'm way ahead of you and have asked this same question before.

i got mixed responses but for the most part lesbians said that a dildo in the ass is just as nice when done properly.

...after that particular conversation i went home and violently masturbated as you can imagine.

one of my dreams is to make it with 2 lesbians that have no particular sexual interest in me other than to pretend my dick is a dildo and use it for the night. obviously an 8-ball will only improve this fantasy of mine.