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Originally posted by Theresa LOL! Nah, I have lost a lot of weight since I have recovered from surgery. However, I will admit that for a while there I was getting a little soft. I am quite thin, and fit into a size 0-5 (depending on the make of course), but the legs are always way, way too long because I am only 5'2"! The only time I have found a pair of pants that have fit me properly was in the children's section, size 16! It's just a shame that half the time, their clothes have frilly and/or lame shit on them. Not to mention, it is borderline embarrassing to shop in the kids section. LOL!!

Yeah I've developed a sweet eating disorder, I've lost 11 lbs in a week and a half!

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if you are big the size on the tag doesn't change the facts. i hate that companies try to trick women into thinking they are thinner than they really are.

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Originally posted by Ygrene I once saw Swamper peel off 4 or 5 $100 bills from a fat roll and say this to Donald Trump: "Go clean yourself up; you look like a bum.". And then he threw the bills right in Trump's face/hair! Then Swamper and his entourage of 30, who were all wearing TA monogramed Rolexes, left the room and flew to Hawaii for a few hours because Del wanted fresh coconut. To his defense, Trump didn't even really look like a bum.

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Originally posted by chimera66 if you are big the size on the tag doesn't change the facts. i hate that companies try to trick women into thinking they are thinner than they really are.

Flattery will get you everywhere in sales.

"You deserve the best!"

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Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles So we went to lunch at a Mexican restaurant which as it happened she owned, she took me into the kitchen and showed me her stacks of handsome beige tortillas and the steam tables which were shiny-brite. I told her I wasn’t very good with women and she said it didn’t matter, few men were, and that nothing mattered, now that Jake was gone, but I would do as an interim project and sit down and have a Carta Blanca. So I sat down and had a cool Carta Blanca, God was standing in the basement reading the meters to see how much grace had been used up in the month of June. Grace is electricity, science has found, it is not like electricity, it is electricity and God was down in the basement reading the meters in His blue jump suit with the flashlight stuck in the back pocket.

sounds like a porn story

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Originally posted by Sunsnail sounds like a porn story

It's by Donald Barthelme:

http://smartassdesign.com/barthelme.html

He has an interesting writing style.

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Originally posted by chimera66 if you are big the size on the tag doesn't change the facts. i hate that companies try to trick women into thinking they are thinner than they really are.

It really doesn't help with the obesity problem. Instead of owning up to the reality of the situation, let's cover it up by changing the clothing sizes... no one will know any better.

Grr!

Narcism, as I mentioned, I have to hem almost every pair of pants that I buy. However, that in itself is really frustrating. Not only do I have to pay to buy the pants, I have to pay to get them altered, and I have to spend an extra day to go back to the hemming place and have them shorten it.

It's a pain in the ass. Why can't there just be pants that fit?!

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Originally posted by Sunsnail

Oh yeah...

Where's my money?

Never had such problem.... I'm happy with the oversized clothes I wear

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Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles Oh yeah... Where's my money?

it's sunday

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Originally posted by Theresa Narcism, as I mentioned, I have to hem almost every pair of pants that I buy. However, that in itself is really frustrating. Not only do I have to pay to buy the pants, I have to pay to get them altered, and I have to spend an extra day to go back to the hemming place and have them shorten it. It's a pain in the ass. Why can't there just be pants that fit?!

hahah cant you do it yourself?
save you time & money

Just buy from the brand u know what size you are. Thats what we do.

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I fucking found out recently that 2xl is NOT XXL it is XXXL. Like WTF since when did double-xl come to mean what we used to call three xl!? So fucking stupid.

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.