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Originally posted by nchs09 I meant a hiku of toast and a hiku of trannys.... not combined, but they are hilarious.

Well it's too late now, you've already gotten us started... I find it way more intriguing this way.

I once heard it say
"I'm gonna butter yo bread"
I'm the tranny's toast

I know a tranny
who told me that buttered toast
is code for anal rape

I met this tranny
who roofied my buttered toast
I woke up very sore

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Originally posted by XaNaX I woke up very sore

6 Syllables. This makes baby Jesus cry.

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i once ate some toast
that was cooked by a tranny
all jam and no bread

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Conversation came during lunch with friends and i told them i was going to text them tranny and toast haikus all day.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

Two trannies on me
I just wanted a sandwich
Not what I meant, guys...

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Originally posted by cmay119 If you taped the toast to the tranny's stomach would he/she just float in the air in a state of quantum indecision?

hahahhaa

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

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Originally posted by david.michael

yours are great dude.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

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Originally posted by XaNaX I met this tranny who roofied my buttered toast God my ass hurts bad

fixed

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Originally posted by david.michael Last line has 6 syllables and thus doesn't qualify... but an excellent effort.

I forgot "penis" had two syllables

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Trannies, toast, and coins
All of them go into slots
Guess which one hurts most?