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Originally posted by Sushipunk Lol. So your sister has a... ummm Hey, hi there!

No, fapping it scar(r)ed my sister into not opening my door.

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Originally posted by Mr.Mystery Fucking hell, she's your mother. Do you really think she's never seen you naked before?

get those weird Scandinavian cultural values outa here

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Originally posted by Sunsnail No, fapping it scared my sister into not opening my door.

So it works!

It's gonna be tough for you (unless you set up the cam system). Basically, whenever you're in your room, you have to be fapping. No exceptions.

She walks in, BAM, Mr. winky, and the rest of the story pretty much writes itself!

It's a win-win situation!

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Originally posted by Mr.Mystery Fucking hell, she's your mother. Do you really think she's never seen you naked before?

Yeah, ffs you came out of her vagina.

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Originally posted by THE_Chris Yeah, ffs you came out of her vagina.

I came out of my mom's ass.

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Originally posted by Alex I came out of my mom's ass.

Her asshole was never the same again, amiright?

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Originally posted by AustralianGQ im a failure with females...i will be the real 40 year old virgin i guarentee you

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Originally posted by Sunsnail I like to sleep naked, my door is easily unlocked from outside, and my mother likes coming in my room when I'm asleep.

At least she's not walking in on you while sleeping with another guy and then starts talking to you as if you and the guy aren't both naked.

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Originally posted by Jake Benson At least she's not walking in on you while sleeping with another guy and then starts talking to you as if you and the guy aren't both naked.

I'm not gay

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Originally posted by Sunsnail I'm not gay

Do your parents know?

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Originally posted by Alex I came out of my mom's ass.

haha you are adopted

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I haven't come out yet

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Originally posted by Sunsnail I haven't come out yet

Welp, that's why your mom is coming in.

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Originally posted by Sunsnail I haven't come out yet

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Originally posted by AustralianGQ im a failure with females...i will be the real 40 year old virgin i guarentee you