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Originally posted by junkproject Coming back from a rave in my early teens, chill at the park to sober up before coming home. Passed out on the slide and woke up with cops question me and my friends(friends sleeping in the car). They gave my friend a ticket for passion of liquar being under the age of 21.

I have a passion for liquor as well.

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the passion of the liqaur. completely dazed when posting is not good.

Fixed.

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Originally posted by Sunsnail I would, but I'd get eaten alive by mosquitoes and Black Panthers

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Originally posted by RJT I think it's more like throwing a baby shower for an abortion.

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Originally posted by Kevy Kev When I lived in Vegas I once peed in the elevator at the MGM, cut it off mid stream to let a family get in then finished peeing when they got out of the elevator.

When I was a kid I use to sneak out at night and piss on the neighbors couch.

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Originally posted by Direct When I was a kid I use to sneak out at night and piss on the neighbors couch.

Mother fucker, that's why it smelt. You owe me a new couch nigga.

ya i do it almost every night with my herd

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Originally posted by gazelles ya i do it almost every night with my herd

By "do it almost every night with my herd" you mean dirty animal sex, amirite?