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| quote: | Originally posted by teufel-man
You really put a lot of time and effort into these lectures your giving me, hopefully one day I can be as DJ-Technology educated as yourself.
I am sorry for not understanding jack shit about what a midi controller is. Instead of realising I know nothing and trying to explain it to me from the bottom up, you seem to love spending all these time typing out your stupid lectures to show how superior you are to me.
Basically, I just dont know jack shit about midi controllers, I have done research http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MIDI_controller, but I am just looking for the practical 'how does it work' explanation from someone who already understands these things.
Seriously after owning CDJs + mixer for like 2 years I could probably write like a 1 page manual for a new DJ to use that would skip the whole learning process and just save them a shit load of time by just telling them the stuff that took X amount of time to learn on my own.
Thats is what I am looking for from you, and other people on this forum: I just want to know how a midicontroller works in combination with those computer DJ programs.
You cant seem to do that, all you want to do is cry and wine about how I am stupid and shouldnt be asking these questions. Is this a too 'ground-level' question for TA? should I be going to the midi-DJ'ing-for-dummies forum?
I own a CDJ setup, I am interested in how the things I do on the CDJs work when using a midi-controller. I know absolutely nothing about midi-controllers. End of story. If you dont want to help me understand then save your time, and stop posting these whiny little lectures. |
Fuck me. I have never cinsidered myself superior to anyone on here and said this anyone on here in the best part of a decade I've been on here, but you really are a grade A prick. Actually you're a grade F prick because you even fail at being a prick.
In fact I sure this is what your computer screen looks like most days:
These fucking "lectures" (AKA people taking the time to try to help you) are just an attempt to combat you sheer denseness, in the hope you master the obviously lost art of READING.
Seriously, a lot of people have been trying to explain what has been right in front of you since the very beginning of this thread and all you can do is spit your dummy out and moan that someone isn't explaining step by step how to DJ with a laptop because you can't be bothered to find out by yourself (which may I add, isn't hard because it's what most of us did to find out about it).
Do you think it's a giant conspiracy that all the people that have contributed to this thread have said "just read the damn posts - it's all there". Of course it must be. We're just all being wankers and having a go at you for the fun of it. I love spending time trying to help people only to have them insult me for not answering them in the exact way they want their information. Fuck, I know, we'll all give you a refund for these tutorials as you're not happy with them.
As for a one page manual? I wrote a 3 sentence "manual" in this thread for your original question but as you don't know what you were talking about, let alone asking a question about, it meant nothing to you so you get shitty with us.
I help people on here because I like to, and in the reciprocal belief (proven) that if I need help, I can ask and someone will do the same for me, but I would never come across with the sort of attitude you have and I would try to find out about the subject matter before asking about it, rather than expecting people to give bottom up tutorials.
Truthfully, I hold nothing against you and please feel free to ask any questions you like, but just don't get shitty if you don't understand or don't get the answers in the format you want.
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