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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN if you knew what you were doing, why did it take you so long?

Because I hated going to class. I'd get really good marks up till midterms then get bored, then get lazy...and then I found pot.

It was actually getting expelled for half a year that put such a dent in my completion time. Otherwise I could've done it in 5.

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Originally posted by jennypie Because I hated going to class. I'd get really good marks up till midterms then get bored, then get lazy...and then I found pot. It was actually getting expelled for half a year that put such a dent in my completion time. Otherwise I could've done it in 5.

ahhh, pot. the thief of all motivation!

but now youre all nursed up, so i dont suppose it matters anymore

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Exaaaactly.

Actually, pot is a bullshit scapegoat. It was all me, man.

worst fuckup: discovering trance music.

now i will keel j00! with my 31337 90s rap dj mix 808 kicks nigga

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Probably registering on TA, then not having the sense to piss off 7 years ago...

If we can tell stories about friends, this is one that still cracks me up.

My college roomate had a huge crush on a girl in middle school and wanted to tell her about it for Valentine's Day. Apparently they were pretty decent friends and stuff, but he wanted to tell her that he liked her. So he asked his mom (lol) about the best way to do it, and she just told him that he should be honest and say what he likes about her. So he decided to make her a Valentine's card declaring why he liked this girl.

At school the next day, he put it in her stack of cards or whatever and later that day he started having her friends coming up to him and being like "you jerk, you are SO mean," etc. etc. He was really confused, especially after he saw her crying with her friends in the hallway after class, and for two years he never figured it out. He had asked one of her friends and she gave him the "you know exactly why she's upset" line, so he just kind of let it be until two years later she was talking to one of her friends and was like "you know I really used to like that girl in middle school" and the friend was like "then why were you such a jerk with your card?" and my friend replied "what?! her hair reminds me of a beautiful horse's mane, so I told her that she looks like a horse!! It was a compliment!!!" He says he never talked to the girl after the card.

lol

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Originally posted by Lebezniatnikov If we can tell stories about friends, this is one that still cracks me up. My college roomate had a huge crush on a girl in middle school and wanted to tell her about it for Valentine's Day. Apparently they were pretty decent friends and stuff, but he wanted to tell her that he liked her. So he asked his mom (lol) about the best way to do it, and she just told him that he should be honest and say what he likes about her. So he decided to make her a Valentine's card declaring why he liked this girl. At school the next day, he put it in her stack of cards or whatever and later that day he started having her friends coming up to him and being like "you jerk, you are SO mean," etc. etc. He was really confused, especially after he saw her crying with her friends in the hallway after class, and for two years he never figured it out. He had asked one of her friends and she gave him the "you know exactly why she's upset" line, so he just kind of let it be until two years later she was talking to one of her friends and was like "you know I really used to like that girl in middle school" and the friend was like "then why were you such a jerk with your card?" and my friend replied "what?! her hair reminds me of a beautiful horse's mane, so I told her that she looks like a horse!! It was a compliment!!!" He says he never talked to the girl after the card. lol

lol. what a cretin.

a chick i know who was a first class swimmer and rower was getting chatted up by some german guy that was obviously into her. but his english not so good. obviously she's got muscles from all her sport which he apparently liked, but phrased it thus:

"you are a massive unit"

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Oh, another favourite of mine was a mate who got drunk with this chick and fvcked her, and stuck his thumb in her ass during proceedings. They were both living on campus, and after he'd done the deed he collected his belongings and still smashed, walked down to the cafeteria which was filling up with breakfast eaters.

He got on the MICROPHONE of the canteen and said
"you know sally, well I just fvcked her and stuck my thumb up her ass"

The girl moved interstate, and said he ruined her life.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN if you knew what you were doing, why did it take you so long?

she was trying to acheive orgasm

Ok there are several things that ive fucked up in in life. But im going to talk about the funniest ones.

Going to dinner with my girlfriend and her family. (We just had recently gotten together) and her sister is there as well. We are walking towards the car and its slippery outside. All of a sudden her mother tells me to hold her daughters hand so she doesnt fall. Her mother is walking ahead with her (my girflriends) dad and her sister is behind me. As i grab for my girfriends arm she pulls away abruptly. "NO im fine i dont need your help". The pull sets me off balance and my right hand flies out of my other pocket.
i take 2 steps when her mother looks back and says "oh karim i think something fell out of your pocket!" I look down and see that i dropped a condom. I am speechless. I quickly pick it up and put it back in my pocket. I look up and see her dads face is completely red. My girlfriend turns back to me and says "EWW karim.. who were you going to use that on". Again i couldnt say anything. The dinner was very awkward. Needless to say.. i didnt eat very much.

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Originally posted by Lilith Probably registering on TA, then not having the sense to piss off 7 years ago...

then I wouldnt be able to laugh at your new av everytime I see it

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