Also of note: be sure to read the fine print when acquiring your trance dj license (which if you weren't aware, you must acquire a license to be a trance dj through your local government office due to fears of drug-filled raves). In the fine print it clearly states that within 2 years if becoming a licensed trance jock you will in fact develop type 2 diabetes. No exceptions.

and also you have to master the art of KILLING YOUR FUCKING SELF

never edited my post once actually