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Originally posted by Frenkieee Taking a shit and having an orgasm, imo the best feelings a person can have. Shit > orgasm?

both at the same time?

Never! But I do go pee a lot. Stupid alcohol

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Originally posted by AustralianGQ im a failure with females...i will be the real 40 year old virgin i guarentee you

I suppose I'm a member of the "shat while rolling" club. It was quite the experience.

I probably have. If you have to go you have to go, or you can incorporate the "omg I have to pee/shit so bad" dance into your dancing.

Hovering. It's all about the hovering. Never let any part of your body touch a bathroom stall at a club. EVER. Flush with your foot, as well.

where all the women's experiances?

I used to be on the schedule where the only time I had to take one was when I was clubbing. lol

Did you hover? Do men hover?

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Originally posted by Krypton Ahh, yes, but the warm poop coming out feels so good. And the feeling of your insides emptying themselves out is so liberating.

GAAAAAAAAAAY BROOOOOOOOO

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Originally posted by Frenchie Did you hover? Do men hover?

I have hovered. Just watch for the splash!

Now imagine having a psychological "peeing problem" where you have trouble peeing with people next to you, or with people waiting by the stall, or even just because of loud music. You fail to take a leak, get out of the stall, and then on the trip back home have all your friends making fun of you for being the guy "that always takes a shit at clubs", while having a massive fucking bladder pain.

Yes, I'm speaking from personal experience. I'd trade this for an actual pooping spree any day.

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Originally posted by nchs09 GAAAAAAAAAAY BROOOOOOOOO

It's not gay when you're farting every 5 seconds and can feel the poop moving around inside. As Larry the Cable guy asked, "Ever took a shit and your pants fit better?"

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Originally posted by dj_alfi lol.. never had to do that, no... and hopefully i'll never have to either.. knock on wood lol

+1 I'm the shyest pooper.