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Originally posted by denys envy where are these respiratory penises you speak of?

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Originally posted by Saka what if you want to be EXTRA SAFE!?!?!?!?!?!

i see what you are driving at fella but i cant see how forcing 3 or more rubbers on ya dick will make a diffrence.

Funny condom story (dont know if iv told it or not... prob have)

Graduation night was in a hotel with all the parents and students in a fancy dinner. There was alot of drinking involved with each one of my friends, and each one of my friends parents etc... so you can see the drinks add up.


So at the end of the night i think some of us went to the room to smoke the ganj but i ended up not smoking but making out with this chica so my friends are like "ehh, we will leave you guys to it" and they all get out. So it was business time and as i go close the door behind all my friends, one of them gives me like a red rectangle thing. I was mega-hammered so i was like "i dont want any candy thanks.."


he was like "ehhh its not.." and i go "I DONT WANT ANY FUCKING CANDY"

Later i found out it was a condom. I had never seen them in a rectangle shape wrapper, only in a squared one. Anyhow i ended up just fooling around and not hitting the prize. I regret it i guess, but i didnt have a rubber anyhow

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

For a moment I was like "WTF, since when does Ygrene make stupid threads like this?".

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Originally posted by Meat187 For a moment I was like "WTF, since when does Ygrene make stupid threads like this?".

This thread is not stupid.
It's meant to be informative.

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Originally posted by Saka This thread is not stupid. It's meant to be informative.

well, unfortunately its just stupid.

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Originally posted by Saka ...can you wear before you suffocate your penis? 2? 5?

Since in your case it'd be like putting a carrier bag over a pencil I suppose you can go for as many as you like.

ZING!

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Originally posted by Lebezniatnikov Actually two to be extra safe.

the friction between the two condoms increase the chance of condoms being torn

bad idea

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Originally posted by chinamon not true. i say "ugh" but i am a tranny.

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Originally posted by kotsy lol colour me retarded

Cock nose?

is it bad that i never use condoms? i don't have "sex" sex though. just stuff like oral.

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Originally posted by josh rising is it bad that i never use condoms? i don't have "sex" sex though. just stuff like oral.

you have AIDS

choke yourself.

now

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Originally posted by chinamon not true. i say "ugh" but i am a tranny.

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Originally posted by kotsy lol colour me retarded