This ended up not being a big a deal as I thought it might, but if you are planning on having your childhood friend, Alex, fly in to spend a few nights at your house for a mini-reunion, it's best to tell your lady that Alex can also a girl's name, and this Alex is a girl, and she has tits.


More good tips:
-Bipolar girls have poor fashion, so unless you are OK with going out to see Qauntum of Solace (or any big movie on opening night) with a date wearing a Ponies-R-Awesome shirt, best to keep the craigslist searching to "tag:normal".
-Girls who play MMORPGs are more likely to understand (or pretend to be fascinated) with your rants on the magic and/or wizardy of string theory. If you enjoy babbling mindlessly, get with a level 40+ night elf.
-Driving around in a manual transmission is nauseating and annoying to chicks. Keep the aggressive shifting to a minumum. In fact, keep it in 1st gear all the time so she doesn't spill her Apple Cider all over your Pep Boys HOT SHIT floormats.

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when you're with someone that feels right; you don't need to worry about "relationship tips"....it just all happens and you both grow and become better people because of your overall interaction in each others lives.

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Originally posted by tubularbills when you're with someone that feels right; you don't need to worry about "relationship tips"....it just all happens and you both grow and become better people because of your overall interaction in each others lives.

...and then you start denying you want a cute little schoolgirl to sit on your lap

aids and lack of a hs degree are always problematic...

Want some tips ?

-When your partner is shouting through a door or wall then just ignore it , otherwise you will always be forever shouting back !

-Pee sitting down this avoids the complications of being told off about leaving the toilet seat up and also avoids piss on the seat + get some reading material next to the bog its gr8 fun.

-If you have a un-tidy GF / Wife just hide all of her stuff so she cant find it, this will really piss her off and next time she might not leave it on the floor !

-Leave the pr0n channel on so in the morning she knows you been watching it, this will give her hints that your after it !

-Dont mention anything to do with PMS , Rag etc..the least you know the better !

-Feel her arse in public , make other guys jealous !

-Tell her you are not going to be spending on presents / gifts this year as you would rather go on holiday together ! a great way of avoiding hours of shopping for usless gift's.

-Leave her love messages around the house i.e the shower or a post it note on the fridge girls love suprises .

I have plenty more if you want them...

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ing pupils, but those few are like drops of water in the desert."

Put Christmas lights all over your bedroom.

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Originally posted by SuspicionVandit -Driving around in a manual transmission is nauseating and annoying to chicks.

If you don't know how to drive, I suppose. But anyone with Pep Boys "Hot Shit" mats likely doesn't, so I guess I see your point.

My advice - put it in her butt.

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Originally posted by elFreak Put black lights all over your bedroom.

zaggafixed!

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Oh yeah, also coconut papaya mango butt lotion.

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Sacrificing Goats to the love god on your anniversaries are key.

It's a bonding experience also.

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Originally posted by BTG I for instance, only argue with my girlfriend when she's on her rag, because i already know i'm not getting laid anyways.

fail

all her pent-up time-of-the-month horniness could be deposited orally onto your cock

but not if you're being an insensitive prick

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Originally posted by Slylee oh well, different strokes different vaginas

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